By Anonymous - 11/06/2014 22:20 - United States - Barnhart

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Today, I woke up screaming like a little bitch. I'd been having a bizarre dream where I was having sex with Homer Simpson, when he suddenly had a heart attack and fell on me, crushing me to death. I think my brain needs a douching. FML
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livinginabook 24
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Your mind scares me...

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Sandsh8rk 36
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Mmmmmm......sex *drools*

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culo91483 8
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@63 Your picture is perfect for the comment lol

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AGB10 19
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Doh! I didn't want to die so young. Good way to die though isn't it Margie ;)

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incoherentrmblr 21

Patti/Selma, is that you?...

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peceout 29
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#32 is right. Its spelled D'oh. Look it up.

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katrinakae1 5
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That's pretty crappy

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DaMann360 19

Unless she enjoyed the sex part

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ilikeirony 10
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well homer is a hottie, i can see why op would have that dream.

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JJ_86 22
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Op should start practicing lucid dreams. Next time save the poor man from dying!!

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DonkeyTeeth2013 22
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You have very good dreams.

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dimple13194 10
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Depends on your definition of "good"

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livinginabook 24
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Your mind scares me...

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ill_Will23 8

Lol your pic scared me

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Nederlander95 14

D

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JMichael 25

Start calling you Marge

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norpedo 16
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Well, you should get your dreams checked out and see what they mean.

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meganlovestea 15

Yeah I'm sure there's a section in every dream book/website about having sex with Homer Simpson

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StupidPeople18 1
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There is a section for everything, I know, I'm a therapist/psychologist

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AlwaysWatching 27
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There is probably a blanket category like having uncomfortable/unsuccessful sex, but I highly doubt that Homer Simpson is a category.

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tony2win 5
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It could have been worse... It could have been his friend Barney.

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martin8337 35

Or more worse, Mr. Burns.

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meganlovestea 15

Mr. Burns would release the hound on you!

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AnOriginalName 19

What about Mr. Flanders?

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warsun 27
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But Flanders is sexy though

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krystenk93 23

Or Smithers...

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TresAmusant 11
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Or Hans Moleman...

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meganlovestea 15

Nah Ned Flanders wouldn't, he's not a hey-diddly-ho

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jsp16 24
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Or Comic Book Guy

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mykeenblade 7
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stupid sexy Flanders...

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yourwifelovesme 25
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Looks like Homer's lust.....*puts on sunglasses*......just took a dive *walks away dramatically*

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KingreX32 21
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YEEEAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

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willow196 9

BUMBUMBUMBUM BUM!

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stupidface15 16
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give me a call im into that stuff too

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