By Anonymous - 11/06/2014 22:20 - United States - Barnhart

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Today, I woke up screaming like a little bitch. I'd been having a bizarre dream where I was having sex with Homer Simpson, when he suddenly had a heart attack and fell on me, crushing me to death. I think my brain needs a douching. FML
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DaMann360 19

Unless she enjoyed the sex part

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ilikeirony 10

well homer is a hottie, i can see why op would have that dream.

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JJ_86 22

Op should start practicing lucid dreams. Next time save the poor man from dying!!

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JMichael 25

Start calling you Marge

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norpedo 16

Well, you should get your dreams checked out and see what they mean.

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meganlovestea 15

Yeah I'm sure there's a section in every dream book/website about having sex with Homer Simpson

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StupidPeople18 1

There is a section for everything, I know, I'm a therapist/psychologist

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AlwaysWatching 27

There is probably a blanket category like having uncomfortable/unsuccessful sex, but I highly doubt that Homer Simpson is a category.

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tony2win 5

It could have been worse... It could have been his friend Barney.

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martin8337 35

Or more worse, Mr. Burns.

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meganlovestea 15

Mr. Burns would release the hound on you!

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AnOriginalName 19

What about Mr. Flanders?

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meganlovestea 15

Nah Ned Flanders wouldn't, he's not a hey-diddly-ho

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yourwifelovesme 25

Looks like Homer's lust.....*puts on sunglasses*......just took a dive *walks away dramatically*

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