By Anonymous - United States - Barnhart
  Today, I woke up screaming like a little bitch. I'd been having a bizarre dream where I was having sex with Homer Simpson, when he suddenly had a heart attack and fell on me, crushing me to death. I think my brain needs a douching. FML
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  krystenk93  |  23

Or Smithers...