FML : Today, I was having a wet dream and had a pretty vivid imagination. I ended up thrusting so hard that it showed up in reality. I literally humped so hard...

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Today, I was having a wet dream and had a pretty vivid imagination. I ended up thrusting so hard that it showed up in reality. I literally humped so hard that I woke myself up. Not only that, but I was sleeping on the living room floor so my roommates saw and now it's their joke of the day. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Sunday 17 January 2016 18:41 / United States - Valparaiso

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By darkaxx | 9

#6513520 - Monday 18 January 2016 8:44

I love those dreams until I wake up and then they are the worst.

By jesterinperil | 28

#6513525 - Monday 18 January 2016 8:47

Not like you had any control over it. You'll look back and laugh one day, head up OP!

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By SlyCooper15 | 16

#6513518 - Monday 18 January 2016 8:42

why tf are you even sleeping on the living room floor??

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whatunicorn | 17

#6513526 - Monday 18 January 2016 8:48

um... normal people? Sometimes there's no room on the couch and you just sit on the floor and sometimes you fall asleep.

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ourtneyc | 14

#6513529 - Monday 18 January 2016 8:49

????? have u never been in a situation where you had to sleep on a floor lmao

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disasterlydeed | 26

#6513534 - Monday 18 January 2016 8:52

Maybe he had a drunk night last night or had a long day and ended up crashing on the floor? There's an idea

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Skycop_S | 23

#6513536 - Monday 18 January 2016 8:55

Perhaps all the beds and couches were taken? It did say he was there with his friends.

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skycollapsed | 5

#6513600 - Monday 18 January 2016 11:08

it happens dude and you don't even have to be smashed. I've fallen asleep on the kitchen floor before while i was enjoying the sun. was an awesome sleep too.

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Patlipo | 14

#6514081 - Tuesday 19 January 2016 0:11

YOUR FACE OH MY GOD

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The_Potato_Lord | 15

#6514474 - Tuesday 19 January 2016 14:06

Lol me too 26

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cameowhitten | 12

#6514514 - Tuesday 19 January 2016 15:02

the real question is why have you never slept on the living room floor?

By brittney242 | 23

#6513519 - Monday 18 January 2016 8:42

Super hilarious!!!

By darkaxx | 9

#6513520 - Monday 18 January 2016 8:44

I love those dreams until I wake up and then they are the worst.

By Skycop_S | 23

#6513522 - Monday 18 January 2016 8:46

What the hell did I just read..

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Ninjahiga | 27

#6513745 - Monday 18 January 2016 16:58

An FML

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trollcrusher | 17

#6514028 - Monday 18 January 2016 22:49

You read that OP dreamily thought he could copulate with the carpet, and humiliated himself in front of his roommates while attempting to do so.

By tranced_ | 42

#6513523 - Monday 18 January 2016 8:47

Lol the joke is on them my friend ;)

By 1010110100101101 | 18

#6513524 - Monday 18 January 2016 8:47

Didn't see that one cumming!

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Skycop_S | 23

#6513535 - Monday 18 January 2016 8:53

Ugh..

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SteveBassist | 19

#6513552 - Monday 18 January 2016 9:10

Hmm.

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itsalanis | 24

#6513613 - Monday 18 January 2016 11:37

Huh...

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PePziNL | 20

#6514179 - Tuesday 19 January 2016 4:20

Hooooo

By jesterinperil | 28

#6513525 - Monday 18 January 2016 8:47

Not like you had any control over it. You'll look back and laugh one day, head up OP!

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teentee401 | 36

#6513636 - Monday 18 January 2016 13:13

I'm pretty sure at least one of his heads was up.

By IssacB | 14

#6513527 - Monday 18 January 2016 8:48

Smh. Hopefully there's no footage.

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whatarethisss | 22

#6513572 - Monday 18 January 2016 9:59

I was thinking the same thing.

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Dr_Lily_fml | 17

#6513621 - Monday 18 January 2016 12:14

Hopefully there IS :D

By bigbluetardis | 21

#6513528 - Monday 18 January 2016 8:48

It's just a joke, don't take it too hard

By manuwish | 9

#6513530 - Monday 18 January 2016 8:50

XD at least you're healthy

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Obito_Uchiha651 | 17

#6513573 - Monday 18 January 2016 10:00

Ok? His health wasn't even relevant in this fml

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