Today, I was having a wet dream and had a pretty vivid imagination....

By Anonymous - 17/1/2016 18:41 - United States - Valparaiso

Today, I was having a wet dream and had a pretty vivid imagination. I ended up thrusting so hard that it showed up in reality. I literally humped so hard that I woke myself up. Not only that, but I was sleeping on the living room floor so my roommates saw and now it's their joke of the day. FML

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By darkaxx | 9

#6513520 - Monday 18 January 2016 8:44

I love those dreams until I wake up and then they are the worst.

By jesterinperil | 28

#6513525 - Monday 18 January 2016 8:47

Not like you had any control over it. You'll look back and laugh one day, head up OP!

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By SlyCooper15 | 16

#6513518 - Monday 18 January 2016 8:42

why tf are you even sleeping on the living room floor??

whatunicorn | 17

#6513526 - Monday 18 January 2016 8:48

um... normal people? Sometimes there's no room on the couch and you just sit on the floor and sometimes you fall asleep.

ourtneyc | 14

#6513529 - Monday 18 January 2016 8:49

????? have u never been in a situation where you had to sleep on a floor lmao

disasterlydeed | 26

#6513534 - Monday 18 January 2016 8:52

Maybe he had a drunk night last night or had a long day and ended up crashing on the floor? There's an idea

Skycop_S | 23

#6513536 - Monday 18 January 2016 8:55

Perhaps all the beds and couches were taken? It did say he was there with his friends.

skycollapsed | 5

#6513600 - Monday 18 January 2016 11:08

it happens dude and you don't even have to be smashed. I've fallen asleep on the kitchen floor before while i was enjoying the sun. was an awesome sleep too.