By Anonymous - 17/01/2016 18:41 - United States - Valparaiso

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Today, I was having a wet dream and had a pretty vivid imagination. I ended up thrusting so hard that it showed up in reality. I literally humped so hard that I woke myself up. Not only that, but I was sleeping on the living room floor so my roommates saw and now it's their joke of the day. FML
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darkaxx 9
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I love those dreams until I wake up and then they are the worst.

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jesterinperil 28
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Not like you had any control over it. You'll look back and laugh one day, head up OP!

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SlyCooper15 16
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why tf are you even sleeping on the living room floor??

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whatunicorn 17

um... normal people? Sometimes there's no room on the couch and you just sit on the floor and sometimes you fall asleep.

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ourtneyc 14

????? have u never been in a situation where you had to sleep on a floor lmao

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disasterlydeed 26

Maybe he had a drunk night last night or had a long day and ended up crashing on the floor? There's an idea

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Skycop_S 23
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Perhaps all the beds and couches were taken? It did say he was there with his friends.

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skycollapsed 5
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it happens dude and you don't even have to be smashed. I've fallen asleep on the kitchen floor before while i was enjoying the sun. was an awesome sleep too.

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Patlipo 14
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YOUR FACE OH MY GOD

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cameowhitten 12
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the real question is why have you never slept on the living room floor?

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brittney242 23
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Super hilarious!!!

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darkaxx 9
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I love those dreams until I wake up and then they are the worst.

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Skycop_S 23
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What the hell did I just read..

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trollcrusher 17
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You read that OP dreamily thought he could copulate with the carpet, and humiliated himself in front of his roommates while attempting to do so.

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tranced_ 44
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Lol the joke is on them my friend ;)

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1010110100101101 18
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Didn't see that one cumming!

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PePziNL 20

Hooooo

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jesterinperil 28
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Not like you had any control over it. You'll look back and laugh one day, head up OP!

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teentee401 36
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I'm pretty sure at least one of his heads was up.

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IssacB 14

Smh. Hopefully there's no footage.

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whatarethisss 23

I was thinking the same thing.

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Dr_Lily_fml 17
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Hopefully there IS :D

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bigbluetardis 21
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It's just a joke, don't take it too hard

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manuwish 9
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XD at least you're healthy

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Obito_Uchiha651 17
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Ok? His health wasn't even relevant in this fml

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