By Anonymous - 17/01/2016 18:41 - United States - Valparaiso

Spicy
Today, I was having a wet dream and had a pretty vivid imagination. I ended up thrusting so hard that it showed up in reality. I literally humped so hard that I woke myself up. Not only that, but I was sleeping on the living room floor so my roommates saw and now it's their joke of the day. FML
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I love those dreams until I wake up and then they are the worst.

Not like you had any control over it. You'll look back and laugh one day, head up OP!

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why tf are you even sleeping on the living room floor??

um... normal people? Sometimes there's no room on the couch and you just sit on the floor and sometimes you fall asleep.

????? have u never been in a situation where you had to sleep on a floor lmao

Maybe he had a drunk night last night or had a long day and ended up crashing on the floor? There's an idea

Perhaps all the beds and couches were taken? It did say he was there with his friends.

it happens dude and you don't even have to be smashed. I've fallen asleep on the kitchen floor before while i was enjoying the sun. was an awesome sleep too.

YOUR FACE OH MY GOD

the real question is why have you never slept on the living room floor?

Super hilarious!!!

I love those dreams until I wake up and then they are the worst.

What the hell did I just read..

You read that OP dreamily thought he could copulate with the carpet, and humiliated himself in front of his roommates while attempting to do so.

Lol the joke is on them my friend ;)

Not like you had any control over it. You'll look back and laugh one day, head up OP!

I'm pretty sure at least one of his heads was up.

Smh. Hopefully there's no footage.

I was thinking the same thing.

Hopefully there IS :D

It's just a joke, don't take it too hard

XD at least you're healthy

Ok? His health wasn't even relevant in this fml