Today, I was having a wet dream and had a pretty vivid imagination. I ended up thrusting so hard that it showed up in reality. I literally humped so hard that I woke myself up. Not only that, but I was sleeping on the living room floor so my roommates saw and now it's their joke of the day. FML
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darkaxx
| 9
I love those dreams until I wake up and then they are the worst.
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jesterinperil
| 28
Not like you had any control over it. You'll look back and laugh one day, head up OP!
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SlyCooper15
| 16
why tf are you even sleeping on the living room floor??
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whatunicorn
| 17
um... normal people? Sometimes there's no room on the couch and you just sit on the floor and sometimes you fall asleep.
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ourtneyc
| 14
????? have u never been in a situation where you had to sleep on a floor lmao
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disasterlydeed
| 26
Maybe he had a drunk night last night or had a long day and ended up crashing on the floor? There's an idea
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Skycop_S
| 23
Perhaps all the beds and couches were taken? It did say he was there with his friends.
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skycollapsed
| 5
it happens dude and you don't even have to be smashed. I've fallen asleep on the kitchen floor before while i was enjoying the sun. was an awesome sleep too.
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Patlipo
| 14
YOUR FACE OH MY GOD
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The_Potato_Lord
| 15
Lol me too 26
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cameowhitten
| 12
the real question is why have you never slept on the living room floor?
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brittney242
| 23
Super hilarious!!!
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darkaxx
| 9
I love those dreams until I wake up and then they are the worst.
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Skycop_S
| 23
What the hell did I just read..
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Ninjahiga
| 27
An FML
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trollcrusher
| 17
You read that OP dreamily thought he could copulate with the carpet, and humiliated himself in front of his roommates while attempting to do so.
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tranced_
| 43
Lol the joke is on them my friend ;)
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1010110100101101
| 18
Didn't see that one cumming!
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Skycop_S
| 23
Ugh..
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SteveBassist
| 20
Hmm.
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itsalanis
| 24
Huh...
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PePziNL
| 20
Hooooo
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jesterinperil
| 28
Not like you had any control over it. You'll look back and laugh one day, head up OP!
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teentee401
| 36
I'm pretty sure at least one of his heads was up.
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IssacB
| 14
Smh. Hopefully there's no footage.
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whatarethisss
| 22
I was thinking the same thing.
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Dr_Lily_fml
| 17
Hopefully there IS :D
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bigbluetardis
| 21
It's just a joke, don't take it too hard
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manuwish
| 9
XD at least you're healthy
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Obito_Uchiha651
| 17
Ok? His health wasn't even relevant in this fml