Nice name.

Josh Dun Dun Dunnnnn

Same here. My first though was "Woah.. FML just got real."

That's exactly what I was thinking.

That's exactly what I was thinking??

*doesn't. Learn how to spell

Don't is the correct form. Not only did you make an ass of yourself, you made yourself look stupid too.

Don't means do not. As in: this do not belong on fml. Doesn't means does not. As in: this does not belong on fml. "Doesn't" is, in fact, the correct word to use here.

+1

I just got done watching Season 4 of Dexter so at this point nothing can surprise me.

Hope it wasn't Ambien.

Story time! My mom drove to the market, stocked up on groceries, drove home, put everything away and went to her room- all while asleep under sleeping pills. She had no recollection of the event and we were all shocked. Now we know that women require a lower dose of sleeping medication, but in 2003, full dose with amnesia occurred a lot! smh. Cray cray!

My mother took ambien and the warning actually said you could have sex while asleep.

Oh my god, that sounds traumatizing. I hope that's not the case for long though... I couldn't imagine having to experience that from either side.

Holy hell. Talk to your doctor and ask for an alternative. There are sleep medications that work differently that might not give you the nightmares. That they are giving you that violent of nightmares means it is not working as intended, and are defeating the purpose of taking them- which is better sleep. Hell, even a change as minor as going from name brand to generic could be enough of a difference to help stop them.

Nopills