FML : Today, I found out that my girlfriend hasn't really been "researching" for work on the Internet; she's actually been tweeting the same pathetic plea to...

Today, I found out that my girlfriend hasn't really been "researching" for work on the Internet; she's actually been tweeting the same pathetic plea to a guy from One Direction asking him to "follow" her. She's 29. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By LeaveTheGuyAlone - / Monday 29 July 2013 00:18 / United States - Brooklyn

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By mpj13 | 8

#5602935 - Monday 29 July 2013 7:30

I think your relationship is going in the wrong direction.

By daniel_0084 | 14

#5602932 - Monday 29 July 2013 7:29

Sucks OP. it's probably just a phase, she'll get over it. (I Hope) make sure she eventually tries to get a job

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By daniel_0084 | 14

#5602932 - Monday 29 July 2013 7:29

Sucks OP. it's probably just a phase, she'll get over it. (I Hope) make sure she eventually tries to get a job

alexwow1 | 13

#5602940 - Monday 29 July 2013 7:32

Im happy for you

SmallyBigs | 9

#5602964 - Monday 29 July 2013 7:52

It doesn't look good. Your girlfriend seems to only be moving in one direction.

TheCanucklehead | 22

#5603026 - Monday 29 July 2013 9:06

One direction. Down. Don't follow her there. Birds tweet up above ground, not underground

AngrySailor | 17

#5603189 - Monday 29 July 2013 11:31

The only "phase" 29 year old girlfriends have is distracting you while the pole holes in condoms or swap their BC pills for sugar pills.

AngrySailor | 17

#5603192 - Monday 29 July 2013 11:34

They poke holes*. Why is the edit feature gone on iPhone app? Spelling mistakes happen when you're drinking.

mbuck87 | 19

#5603330 - Monday 29 July 2013 13:56

It's at the top right with a timer after you comment

MuseFan1991 | 14

#5603973 - Monday 29 July 2013 22:08

my stepmum does this via my nine year old sister's twitter account. i think i know who's more pathetic here :/
also, #1's profile pic is scrummy :)

SlapAndTickle | 20

#5604853 - Tuesday 30 July 2013 8:55

That's very rude of you Sailor. How can you generalize people like that?

By jamnglamgirlie | 17

#5602933 - Monday 29 July 2013 7:30

I'm so sorry for you.

cottoncandymango | 17

#5603038 - Monday 29 July 2013 9:19

Sounds like you two need to take a different direction in your relationship...

RoseBlack123 | 37

#5603349 - Monday 29 July 2013 14:20

If she doesn't get over this, your relationship will be headed one direction straight to hell...

By Kateyez_26 | 13

#5602934 - Monday 29 July 2013 7:30

Kinda sad if you ask me but hey, to each their own!

ottokat | 15

#5603689 - Monday 29 July 2013 18:58

Thats exactly what I thought. I really don't see how this is f***ing your life, OP, unless of course you are jealous of their non existant relationship. It's a bit sad, maybe, but all in all, not your problem. Unless you are willing to give up your liking for Megan Fox or Kate Upton.

By mpj13 | 8

#5602935 - Monday 29 July 2013 7:30

I think your relationship is going in the wrong direction.

Bhall12302 | 7

#5603009 - Monday 29 July 2013 8:49

You sir, should become a comedian.

Clay_Pidgeon | 11

#5604686 - Tuesday 30 July 2013 6:30

She wants 1D but not your D.

By peff_fml | 6

#5602936 - Monday 29 July 2013 7:30

Yet if a man is like this he is a creep.

monnanon | 13

#5603563 - Monday 29 July 2013 17:31

i can assure you that OPs girlfriend is still considered a creep. who does that sure i follow famous people i like on twitter but im not sure i have ever spoken to them on it never mind bombarded them with tweets.