Today, my best friend, with whom I have been in love for years, kissed me, hugged me, held my hand, hooked up with me and told me that he loved me more than anything and wanted to be with me... until he sobered up and his girlfriend got back to town. FML
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Today, my best friend whom I have been in love with for years, called me, proposed, and confessed his love for me. He was at a noisy bar so I asked him to call me back later and we'd discuss it. He called back later, hungover, with no recollection of our conversation whatsoever. FML
Today, my best friend, the man who I've been in love with for nine years, finally told me he loves me and wants to spend the rest of his life with me. Unfortunately, it was while he was using me to practice proposing to his girlfriend. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of two years. I got a call from my best friend telling me he had slept with her before we went out drinking the night before. FML
Today, my drunk boyfriend called me by my best friend's name in bed. FML
Today, my half-drunk best friend, who I share lot of hobbies with, and love hanging out with, publicly confessed her love for me, and described how her heart burns every time she sees me with my wife, who's my childhood sweetheart, and love of my life. Now I am having to choose between the two. FML
Today, I woke up extremely hungover next to a guy I have been in love with for a while but hadn't seen for ages. Turns out he had a bet going with his mates. He bet he could get me to sleep with him straight away even after not calling me for a month. He was right. FML
Today, I went out drinking with a friend I've been crushing on for a while now. After we'd been talking and had a few, she said, "Man, I haven't gotten laid in months! Do you mind?" Surprised but hopeful, I nodded. She leaned over, hugged me, and went to hit on a guy by the bar. FML
Today, my best friend of 5 years, who I got feelings for, and who I spent endless time bending over backwards and going above and beyond for, once again rejected me. He got into a car accident and I stayed with him all night, only for some girl he never even told me about to come and introduce herself as his girlfriend. FML
Today, I woke up next to my best friend after lots of drinking and the best sex I've ever had in my life. The only problem is we're both straight males. FML
Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML
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velvel 7
so he's in denial and he cheated? sucks for everyone
TaylorTotsYumm 10
If you knew about his girlfriend, this is absolutely a YDI. If you didn't, you're still dumb for believing a single word a drunk man tells you. So, YDI again.
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rafaa_fml 0
im sorry
lookatstupid 0
This would be much less disturbing if the OP wasn't male.
allmidnighteyes 10
Because the fact that OP engaged in gay sex makes the situation so much more different than if OP was a female? hurrda durrpa he had gaysecks ew das grody This is a FML for both the OP and the girlfriend for being with a cheater.
MnBran6 0
27 you wouldn't be a pissed closet dweller trying to get out, would you? You sure sound like it.
MnBran6 0
27 you wouldn't be a pissed closet dweller trying to get out, would you? You sure sound like it.
allmidnighteyes 10
Oh, definitely, 37. In fact, I'm gay for you. Thank you for exposing me to my closeted homoerotic ways. I want to tongue your asshole like a goddamn lizard.
KingDingALing 9
That's very kinky... ;p
allmidnighteyes 10
I can do you, too. ;) In fact, FREE RIMJOBS FOR EVERYONE! :D
KingDingALing 9
WOOO! It's like an early Christmas present!
C6Racer 0
So, I guess "chimney" is what they call it these days.
zach5432 3
37 is s pic stealer!
RavenXRampage 1
37 is also a troll. I MUST FEED IT! But I'm not quite sure how.. If the end that usually eats is spewing shit, do I feed the other end? If 37 is from the USA, they would be thankful for a gravy enema this weekend.. Right?
silver86_fml 2
79 I get the person licking you is supposed to be naruto, what were you dressed as and was it Halloween or a convention?
ThatOneDouchebag 0
The same thing happened to me... She was high at the time, sadly.
xero_art 0
I think the fact the OP is a guy is more disturbing because that means that his friend is gay, now he knows and yet his friend went back in the closet
thesparkman97 0
A drunk man's actions are a sober man's thoughts.
Skroal_stomper 5
that sucks.
gress269 4
"The boys are back in town *boys are back in towowown*" Good song.
velvel 7
so he's in denial and he cheated? sucks for everyone
jrgr 6
just what I was thinking. the truth comes out when you're drunk though
sloppyflow 1
agreed #4 he may be just another closeted case.
SmellMyCheese 1
he's bisexual then.
strawberry6826 0
I agree with 3 & 4.
jmejoy 0
OP is a girl.
Freeze_fml 16
Really? Because it says "man" up there. But if you say so.
BejaChristmas 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Im Very Sorry To Hear That. I Hope You Have a Happy Thanksgiving Still
DocBastard 38
More to the point, it's incorrect and actually takes MORE effort than typing correctly. It's a lose-lose situation.
Person1233 12
What compells you to type that way? Jesus Christ.
ttorigibson 2
Does it really matter that much how she decides to type?
SOCALME 3
Fight fight fight fight
TheLetterZero 7
It. Could. Be. Worse. You. Could. Be. Typing. Like. This.
benniful 0
It'sbetterthentalking likethis......... andthenaddingwheytomannyperiodslikeitssuperawkwardand the personcantspellforshiteitersoyuendupwitsompinliekthis. :/ I like grammar.. it's nice and also helpful when commenting on the Internet :D
LoganEdJ 11
Shut up Jaden Smith
tattieannecaldwe 0
YDI for being naive
TaylorTotsYumm 10
If you knew about his girlfriend, this is absolutely a YDI. If you didn't, you're still dumb for believing a single word a drunk man tells you. So, YDI again.
ImaginaryFoe 0
First sentence = truth. Your his best friend, didn't you know he had a gf? YDI Aim a little higher next time around.
DjeePee 24
Pssh, I would contact the girlfriend if I were you. I'm guessing you knew about her (best friend, duuh), so, you're a jerk. You'll become less of a jerk if you tell her that she has one mean boyfriend.
ImaginaryFoe 0
*You're
brooklynsu 0
AGREEDx5!!
bjulie1998 5
Where did you find your picture?
cathylee22 4
The truth comes out when your drunk. So maybe he really does feel that way and he has just been to afraid to say it. With some liquid courage he could have really told you how he felt so if by chance you didn't feel the same he could hide behind the fact that he was drunk. I say just be adult about it and talk to him about what he said, what happened and how you feel. Maybe then you can get to the bottom of this and the truth will finally come out. You are going to keep asking yourself what if, if you don't try. Good luck :)
Randar 0
^
mattyboy1989 0
either that or he was drunk n horny! lol
SoccerForTheWin 5
Exactly what I thought
allmidnighteyes 10
Did he confess that he did this to his girlfriend? Did she "instinctively" slap him for it? Did that cause him to break up with her on the basis that she was violent?
fraqtl 1
ha! zing!
TheBananaTheif 0
If, in this case, "instincively" means "get the **** away from me", then most likely.
DocBastard 38
Has anyone else noticed that OP is a man? So his best friend is way back in the closet with the moth balls and those old boots you thought you lost.
siege10 0
where would we be without you doc...
allmidnighteyes 10
His best friend is Narnia?
nextXbrucelee 0
win for both doc and allmidnighteyes
jermaine5150 0
haha 17 thats hilarious
attatood 8
Have you ever SMELLED moth balls???? ummm, how'd you get your nose between those tiny legs?
FYLDeep 25
So follow his example and go get yourself a girlfriend.
c420racer 13
Dude....OP doesn't want a girlfriend he wants a boyfriend. He doesn't want the fish...he wants the sausage lol.
FYLDeep 25
Well if he did, then at least they could be in denial together.