Intimacy: Today, I woke up with the worst hangover of my life. My best...

By Ah hell - 31/01/2009 14:43 - United States

Today, I woke up with the worst hangover of my life. My best friend comes over and informs me that I had sex with my girlfriend's two best friends last night. Awesome! Then I realized her best friends are guys. FML

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bookdownthetrou 0

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Saturday 21 February 2009 14:06

If you think it would have be awesome to not only cheat on your girlfriend, but with two of her friends... I hope your ass hurt badly the next time you took a dump.

HyperFlirt 0

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Sunday 8 March 2009 19:47

=/ You think it's awesome to cheat on your girlfriend? Wow... I feel sorry for her.

NotSprinkles 0

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Tuesday 10 February 2009 11:48

maybe you are what we call a closet case in the gay community

emert 0

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Thursday 28 July 2011 16:00

yea dude ur so deep in the closet ur finding Xmas presents!

Link5794 18

Tuesday 4 December 2012 1:11

So far in the closet he got lost. In Narnia.

Cyrus00 41

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Thursday 28 May 2015 3:20

So far in the closer he's being bummed by Mr Tumnis

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Saturday 14 February 2009 7:57

#7 made me LOL hard.

FMLVT 0

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Sunday 15 February 2009 22:34

I agree with #10, epic fake.

MissMoonshine 0

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Wednesday 18 February 2009 21:40

It should be the "worst hangover", not "worse". Also, you missed the apostrophe in "girlfriend's". Without it you're claiming to have more than one girlfriend, which would be cool but is not accurate.

greatnt249 0

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Thursday 19 February 2009 3:04

Ever stop to think that your buddy was just messing with your head? I mean, in the absence of other drugs besides alcohol, I think it would be pretty difficult to not realize that you're railing not one, but two guys.

bookdownthetrou 0

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Saturday 21 February 2009 14:06

If you think it would have be awesome to not only cheat on your girlfriend, but with two of her friends... I hope your ass hurt badly the next time you took a dump.

WTF_BRAIN 11

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Tuesday 18 February 2014 22:07

Exactly what I was thinking! OP, this doesn't seem like a good relationship.

TitsMcGay 10

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Friday 26 June 2015 20:17

I'm pretty sure it was sarcasm.

guacala 0

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Friday 6 March 2009 3:58

nah, when i read it i interpreted it as a sarcastic "awesome". like, when something shitty happens, my preferred response is to be a smartass and say "fantastic!!". butttt thats just me.

hewro_failure 11

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Monday 2 July 2012 1:20

Yeah it's pretty difficult for people to pin point sarcasm online let alone in person

teentee401 36

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Tuesday 26 August 2014 12:21

If he was being sarcastic, I'm sure he would've clarified when writing the FML.

AninOnin 24

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Sunday 23 November 2014 17:04

Well, there is a character limit. I thought he was being sarcastic at first, too, but then he goes on to say "then I realized her best friends are guys." That makes me think he was happy about it, and then hit with dread only once he realized he didn't bang two chicks.