maybe you are what we call a closet case in the gay community

yea dude ur so deep in the closet ur finding Xmas presents!

So far in the closet he got lost. In Narnia.

So far in the closer he's being bummed by Mr Tumnis

#7 made me LOL hard.

I agree with #10, epic fake.

It should be the "worst hangover", not "worse". Also, you missed the apostrophe in "girlfriend's". Without it you're claiming to have more than one girlfriend, which would be cool but is not accurate.

Ever stop to think that your buddy was just messing with your head? I mean, in the absence of other drugs besides alcohol, I think it would be pretty difficult to not realize that you're railing not one, but two guys.

If you think it would have be awesome to not only cheat on your girlfriend, but with two of her friends... I hope your ass hurt badly the next time you took a dump.

Exactly what I was thinking! OP, this doesn't seem like a good relationship.

I'm pretty sure it was sarcasm.

nah, when i read it i interpreted it as a sarcastic "awesome". like, when something shitty happens, my preferred response is to be a smartass and say "fantastic!!". butttt thats just me.

Yeah it's pretty difficult for people to pin point sarcasm online let alone in person

If he was being sarcastic, I'm sure he would've clarified when writing the FML.

Well, there is a character limit. I thought he was being sarcastic at first, too, but then he goes on to say "then I realized her best friends are guys." That makes me think he was happy about it, and then hit with dread only once he realized he didn't bang two chicks.

Sarcasm isn't usually followed by an exclamation point. If he was being sarcastic about it, chances are that he'd use a period.

=/ You think it's awesome to cheat on your girlfriend? Wow... I feel sorry for her.

What kind of best friends are they having had sex with you?

Maybe they were in drag? Coulda gotten some blowjobs.