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  mona_is_here  |  10

is he emo?

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  Ms_Jessie22  |  8

Ugh Ra not you too! Why do people have to say "no homo" everytime they compliament someone of the same sex? Are you people that insecure with your sexualities that you have to repeatedly reassure yourself and justify your "straightness" to others? 

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  Ms_Jessie22  |  8

Ra- Sorry I didn't mean to snap at you :( Its more of a "straw that broke the camels back" kind of thing. I see people on here and in real life say it all the time. It's ridiculous. So sorry again bro, my bad  Nylecroc- Nope never heard of her. Not a big YouTube fan myself though.

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  Ms_Jessie22  |  8

Fine Sam I don't mind sharing you with the others. But Landy is mine! Mine mine mine! Hahaha I sound like such a stalker right now! Rape- Read your last comment. It says, "Its me RAPED!" Haha :)

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  Ms_Jessie22  |  8

Haha shut up Loren! And no it was terrible. You'd never be able to pull off being me. You have to have lots of sarcasm, be over dramatic (*sob*), and add lots of cute smileys with multiple chins :)))) And in reference to your comment- Speak for yourself, I have a life! :)

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  Ms_Jessie22  |  8

Aiight since Lorens ignoring me, I'm out too. Goodnight fellow FMLers, goodnight Rape, goodnight Joel McHale (I Love You!). Not goodnight Loren :P PS. I'm gonna pull a Loren. Nightskiis! Teehee :)))

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  WEEBZ  |  0

ONLY THINGS THAT COME FROM TEXAS ARE STEERS N QUEERS AND YOU AND NO STEER ARE YOU?

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  autumn16  |  0

ok so if you guys are emo, that's hot! but if your not then it's a turn off. yuck but ok if I woke up to my best friend kissin me I wouldn't think of anything whether it was girl or boy I wouldn't care bc I do have 2 bestfriends 1 girl 1 boy. but really I think you should talk to him about it

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  Pistolaro  |  0

Haha ya, emos are hella sexy. Emo look-a-likes are still sexy. But if you guys aren't sexy.........uh that's really very unsexy. May I suggest moving to L.A. at this point.

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  xsheislegendxx  |  0

Emo originated from emotive hardcore music you retarded fucks. Whiny ass 14 year olds decided to be depressed because their lives were falling apart, thus why they became 'emo' and twisted the whole meaning around.

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  schalk  |  12

Uhm, did you really just use emotive & hardcore music in the same sentence? At the core of that music is nothing but tears & rose petals. It's a kind of Punk Lite, like non-alcoholic beer. Tell me sir, what's hardcore about that music? What's so hardcore about what it has become? Is it because little girls like to lose their virginity to it?

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  Splayd  |  10

Consequences AND repercussions? Oh, no! Anything but that! Consequences, perhaps; maybe repercussions, but consequences in ADDITION to repercussions? Be still my frantic pulse!

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  brian02_fml  |  0

Haha it's not to bad being gay in Texas people are a little more open minded than you would think but um yeah I never tried kissing my straight friends while they slept lol that's some weird stuff

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  brian02_fml  |  0

Yeah Texas is changing a lot I live in north Texas and people here are pretty chill as long as they came from an actual town and not the country like I did lol my parents hate me for it

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By  Starfire99  |  0

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By  yesio12  |  13

uh why do you sleep w your bestfriend on the same bed??

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  asinforasin  |  1

Who said they were in the same bed? Maybe they just live together and the friend was coming into ops room, or op fell asleep on the couch or something. There are many ways that could happen without them sleeping in the same bed.

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By  Kailah9561  |  0

y were u guys in the same bed anyway?

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  Ms_Jessie22  |  8

Wow random internet hate! Never seen that before. /sarcasm. If you're talking about MY Raleigh (cool guy, found waaay up there ^) Then you can STFU. He's a better person than you regardless of his sexual orientation. (Which I believe is heterosexual) You know why? Because he doesn't make jackass comments like you! 

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  Ms_Jessie22  |  8

No no, you're just the right Goldilocks amount of nice. 20 is just a tool, so don't even worry about it. I would still be your friend even if you did enjoy kissing men while they slept. Lol I would discourage the sexual assault part, but still accept you :))

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  RaIeigh  |  0

The thought of kissing another dude is in my top 5 scariest thoughts :o You don't even want to know what #1 is.. But thank you Jess, I appreciate you having my back(:

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