Work: Today, like most days, I spent my lunch break with a sandwich...

By Anonymous - 04/06/2018 20:30

Today, like most days, I spent my lunch break with a sandwich in one hand while typing with the other, trying to keep up with my work load, while my coworker took a nap. We're supposed to be doing the same job, but he refuses to learn most of the software. The boss is fine with this. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2024 21:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my boss yelled at me because every time he does his checklist walk-through of the warehouse I’m always sat on my ass in the break room, either watching television or fast asleep. Yeah, he does his walk-through every day between 12:30 and 12:45, right in the middle of my lunch break. Idiot. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/02/2023 11:00 - United Kingdom

Today, a field engineer decided to rework everyone's schedule, just because he couldn't be bothered to do a full day's work. Now two of us who would've been busy all day are sat on our phones, and he's off out on "errands". How a day goes depends on how bothered he can be. FML

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Zekfen 17

Monday 4 June 2018 21:38

As long as you keep doing that, then it will continue. I suggest you bring in a pillow and blanket and snuggle up with your co-worker.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 4 June 2018 22:22

It won’t be like that for long. The lazy guy will probably be promoted to management at double the salary. You’ll have to put your sandwich on a tripod, do you can type with both hands to keep up with the extra work.

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Zekfen 17

Monday 4 June 2018 21:38

As long as you keep doing that, then it will continue. I suggest you bring in a pillow and blanket and snuggle up with your co-worker.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 4 June 2018 22:22

Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

Monday 4 June 2018 22:48

Then refuse to learn the software as well?

Rabite 28

Tuesday 5 June 2018 1:24

I guess the coworker made a nice dickjoke in the bosses presence some time ago and now he can let the bitches do the work.

Lobby_Bee 17

Tuesday 5 June 2018 10:22

Why cover his ass during your break time? Let him fall behind and get in shit.

chosha_fml 26

Tuesday 5 June 2018 11:22

Tell your boss you need to take leave in a couple of months and that it’s imperative your coworker get to know the software so the work can get done while you’re away.

Lillysar91 20

Tuesday 5 June 2018 23:31

He won’t learn the software? Takes naps? Falling behind on work while you try to catch up? What’s his purpose exactly and what is he being paid to do? Nap?! Either you keep putting up with this shit and cover up for him and his lazy ass or you stop and when your boss points that out tell him you’re not paid to do the load of two people.