By Anonymous - 30/11/2009 21:35 - United States

Today, I woke up and rolled out of bed. I'm on the top mattress of a bunk bed. We have tile floors. FML
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Same thing different taste


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laurenthurlow 0

I did that when I was nine years old and dislocated my knee cap. I was in a cabin three hours from the nearest hospital. FML right?

wait. you have a bed on tile floors? do you sleep in the bathroom? (im commenting from aus so sorry if tile bedrooms are normal there?)

ya tile beedroom? and u would have broken so many bones...


Ouch!! Time for a trip to the hospital!!Good Luck

lmao, sounds like that hurt like hell :)

GrapeFine 0

You should have known not to roll out under those circumstances.

spiderman0606 0

Yeah, because the moment you wake up you're in total control of your own state. It's like the same thing as being drunk.

onceuponablack 0

hahah for real! although maybe not completely drunk, but definitely like being tipsy. i'm usually physically retarded for about a good 5-10 min after i wake up. OP- i'm sorry to hear about your pain. hope you're alright, but i enjoyed a giggle from this. :)

MissGreenT 0

oooh that had to hurt obviously...hmmm although I never heard of a bedroom being on a tiled floor

evangldbrg 0

Also most college dorm rooms (unless really nice ones) have tiled floor, as well as bunk beds, so I'm guessing the OP is in a college dorm.

even with a cushy carpet it would still hurt like hell. there has to be a solid floor under it

immastarr 0

i put ydi haha sounds like something thad i wud do

Mx_Rider 6

actually ive done this before but fortunatly it was carpet fml too :(

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