Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up and rolled out of bed. I'm on the top mattress... - FML

By Anonymous - 30/11/2009 21:35 - United States

Today, I woke up and rolled out of bed. I'm on the top mattress of a bunk bed. We have tile floors. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2016 00:56 - Canada - Concord

Today, I fell off the top of my bunk bed in my sleep onto a running fan. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2016 00:36 - United States - Westerville

Today, I need a new mattress. Last night, I slept on the floor. It was the best sleep I've had in a while. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2018 19:30 - United States

Today, I woke up after being sick from the flu and tried to get out of bed. I forgot I was in a bunk bed and broke my ankle in the fall down. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2019 16:00

Today, I woke up with a carpet burn. From sleeping. Alone. In my bed. FML

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By CallmeTokey - 12/07/2016 03:21

Today, as I was laying on the bottom part of my bunk bed, I noticed a beam on the underside of the top bunk that seemed to have no place being there, so I tried to find out what it was. I soon discovered it was to support the bed after it promptly collapsed on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2012 12:36 - Australia

Today, I was very cold and tired, so I took a shower to warm up and went to bed. The minute I hopped into bed, it collapsed and broke. I have spent half-an-hour rearranging furniture to get the mattress on to the floor. Now I'm cold again. FML

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By Seline - 25/11/2010 14:48

Today, I woke up on the top bunk of my bed with the birds chirping. I felt so energized, I gave a big stretch, and my hand hit the ceiling. I accidentally pushed the ceiling board up and lots of tiny spiders fell on me and my bed. FML

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By ayye_its_nikki - 19/12/2012 05:07 - United States - Cedar Park

Today, in the middle of the night, I got up to go get some water. When I came back, I was going to flop onto my bed, but I faceplanted into my floor. I'd forgotten that I'd rearranged my room and moved my bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2012 04:56 - United States - Medina

Today, I woke up on my boyfriend's bedroom floor. When I asked him why I was there, he said I'd gotten too hot, so he rolled me off his bed. I have the flu and a fever. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2012 15:22 - United States - Pleasant Hill

Today, I woke up, got up, and felt something crunchy under my feet. My son thought it would be funny if he spread cat litter all around the house. Used cat litter. FML

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jessxoxo28 5

Tuesday 1 December 2009 2:24

lmao, sounds like that hurt like hell :)

oh_dee 0

Tuesday 1 December 2009 2:21

OUCH.

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oh_dee 0

Tuesday 1 December 2009 2:21

OUCH.

Ezekeyle 0

Tuesday 1 December 2009 23:00

AT LEAST SHE DIDN'T HAVE A BONER!!!

laurenthurlow 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 1:57

I did that when I was nine years old and dislocated my knee cap. I was in a cabin three hours from the nearest hospital. FML right?

todo350 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 18:15

wait. you have a bed on tile floors? do you sleep in the bathroom? (im commenting from aus so sorry if tile bedrooms are normal there?)

w12345 2

Monday 31 May 2010 19:04

ya tile beedroom? and u would have broken so many bones...

YANKSFAN4EVER 0

Tuesday 8 June 2010 5:12

Ouch!! Time for a trip to the hospital!!Good Luck

jessxoxo28 5

Tuesday 1 December 2009 2:24

lmao, sounds like that hurt like hell :)

GrapeFine 0

Tuesday 1 December 2009 2:24

You should have known not to roll out under those circumstances.

spiderman0606 0

Tuesday 1 December 2009 4:39

Yeah, because the moment you wake up you're in total control of your own state. It's like the same thing as being drunk.

onceuponablack 0

Tuesday 1 December 2009 6:35

hahah for real! although maybe not completely drunk, but definitely like being tipsy. i'm usually physically retarded for about a good 5-10 min after i wake up. OP- i'm sorry to hear about your pain. hope you're alright, but i enjoyed a giggle from this. :)

ravensfan5 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 4:49

umm...ow?

MissGreenT 0

Tuesday 1 December 2009 2:26

oooh that had to hurt obviously...hmmm although I never heard of a bedroom being on a tiled floor

pegasus77 0

Tuesday 1 December 2009 3:47

mine is tiled

evangldbrg 0

Tuesday 1 December 2009 6:24

Also most college dorm rooms (unless really nice ones) have tiled floor, as well as bunk beds, so I'm guessing the OP is in a college dorm.

MzMegs 20

Tuesday 1 December 2009 8:54

My old bedroom had a tiled floor.

stone_light 0

Thursday 3 December 2009 5:09

even with a cushy carpet it would still hurt like hell. there has to be a solid floor under it

immastarr 0

Tuesday 1 December 2009 2:28

i put ydi haha sounds like something thad i wud do

OMGoriginality 0

Tuesday 1 December 2009 2:33

2 thumps up

sarbear995 0

Tuesday 1 December 2009 2:36

thats bull

Mx_Rider 6

Tuesday 1 December 2009 2:37

actually ive done this before but fortunatly it was carpet fml too :(

Hateful 0

Tuesday 1 December 2009 2:39

Ouch! I can imagine that. :(

Sunset96 0

Tuesday 1 December 2009 2:39

Haha, nice. Did it hurt? :3

Ted10003 3

Monday 6 August 2012 1:30

NOOOOOO *sarcasticly*

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