Anonymous
United States
Today, I woke up and rolled out of bed. I'm on the top mattress of a bunk bed. We have tile floors. FML
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Anonymous
Concord, Canada
Today, I fell off the top of my bunk bed in my sleep onto a running fan. FML
Anonymous
Westerville, United States
Today, I need a new mattress. Last night, I slept on the floor. It was the best sleep I've had in a while. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I woke up after being sick from the flu and tried to get out of bed. I forgot I was in a bunk bed and broke my ankle in the fall down. FML
Anonymous
Today, I woke up with a carpet burn. From sleeping. Alone. In my bed. FML
CallmeTokey
Support
Today, as I was laying on the bottom part of my bunk bed, I noticed a beam on the underside of the top bunk that seemed to have no place being there, so I tried to find out what it was. I soon discovered it was to support the bed after it promptly collapsed on me. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Knackered
Today, I was very cold and tired, so I took a shower to warm up and went to bed. The minute I hopped into bed, it collapsed and broke. I have spent half-an-hour rearranging furniture to get the mattress on to the floor. Now I'm cold again. FML
Seline
Creeped out
Today, I woke up on the top bunk of my bed with the birds chirping. I felt so energized, I gave a big stretch, and my hand hit the ceiling. I accidentally pushed the ceiling board up and lots of tiny spiders fell on me and my bed. FML
ayye_its_nikki
Cedar Park, United States
Today, in the middle of the night, I got up to go get some water. When I came back, I was going to flop onto my bed, but I faceplanted into my floor. I'd forgotten that I'd rearranged my room and moved my bed. FML
Anonymous
Medina, United States
Today, I woke up on my boyfriend's bedroom floor. When I asked him why I was there, he said I'd gotten too hot, so he rolled me off his bed. I have the flu and a fever. FML
wookieewhosshe
Today, I woke up on the floor with my feet still in the bed. I had passed out while vomiting into a bucket, since I couldn't make it to the bathroom in time. The bucket had spilled all over my bed. FML
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jessxoxo28 5
lmao, sounds like that hurt like hell :)
oh_dee 0
OUCH.
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freetalklive 0
I grew up in a bunk bed in a room with tile floors...its not so bad really so long as you dont go down head first. Typically a bit of blanket will fall with you.
clockworkrainbow 3
I give myself a minute or two to actually wake up and get out of bed. My bed isn't high off the floor but still, I'd hate falling and bashing my head on my nightstand or something like that. And tile floors in a bedroom would suck.. I don't understand why it's so hard for people to believe others have tiled bedroom floors. FYL, though.
melissa_10 7
hahaha...that happened to my aunt ..she was sleeping over sooo she stayed in the top bunk bed and i guess she forgot ..cus she fell and made whole in the wall..lol
Emchilo 0
hahaha. idiot.
oceaneyes9 0
two words. shitty buzz.
cmac86 23
that's the sole reason I never slept on top when I had a bunk bed with my brother.
rlet 1
my moms house had tiled on all rooms and now my bedroom has tiled floors I can't have carpet bcuz of my allergies so I know that falling of the bed even from mine that's like 2.5 ft high really hurts
doggie3 0
has anyone noticed this person has like 5 FMLs and some are about how her parents found her a boy, then there are to about girlfriends, and they're all probably fake? has anyone else noticed that?
jts2 3
.. Ow.
afrikaaner 0
lol!!! Did anyone get that on camera? LMAO