Anonymous
United States
Today, I woke up and rolled out of bed. I'm on the top mattress of a bunk bed. We have tile floors. FML
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Anonymous
Concord, Canada
Today, I fell off the top of my bunk bed in my sleep onto a running fan. FML
Anonymous
Westerville, United States
Today, I need a new mattress. Last night, I slept on the floor. It was the best sleep I've had in a while. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I woke up after being sick from the flu and tried to get out of bed. I forgot I was in a bunk bed and broke my ankle in the fall down. FML
Anonymous
Today, I woke up with a carpet burn. From sleeping. Alone. In my bed. FML
CallmeTokey
Support
Today, as I was laying on the bottom part of my bunk bed, I noticed a beam on the underside of the top bunk that seemed to have no place being there, so I tried to find out what it was. I soon discovered it was to support the bed after it promptly collapsed on me. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Knackered
Today, I was very cold and tired, so I took a shower to warm up and went to bed. The minute I hopped into bed, it collapsed and broke. I have spent half-an-hour rearranging furniture to get the mattress on to the floor. Now I'm cold again. FML
Seline
Creeped out
Today, I woke up on the top bunk of my bed with the birds chirping. I felt so energized, I gave a big stretch, and my hand hit the ceiling. I accidentally pushed the ceiling board up and lots of tiny spiders fell on me and my bed. FML
ayye_its_nikki
Cedar Park, United States
Today, in the middle of the night, I got up to go get some water. When I came back, I was going to flop onto my bed, but I faceplanted into my floor. I'd forgotten that I'd rearranged my room and moved my bed. FML
Anonymous
Medina, United States
Today, I woke up on my boyfriend's bedroom floor. When I asked him why I was there, he said I'd gotten too hot, so he rolled me off his bed. I have the flu and a fever. FML
wookieewhosshe
Today, I woke up on the floor with my feet still in the bed. I had passed out while vomiting into a bucket, since I couldn't make it to the bathroom in time. The bucket had spilled all over my bed. FML
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jessxoxo28 5
lmao, sounds like that hurt like hell :)
oh_dee 0
OUCH.
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blastvortex 3
Haha. Vid(s) or it didn't happen.
Snake_Monkey 0
Daummmmm. mah friend has a bunk bed w/ no rails. ouchhhhh
Thhe 0
ahahaha short but sweet. I did the same thing once actually, first night after moving into college
Grrrpoop 0
My friend fell off a top bunk when he was little. Still has a huge scar to this day from the operation to fix his elbow. Hope you didn't hurt yourself that badly!
GingerSwede 0
ouuuuchh!
silverhawk79 0
I've done that before. Got a nice big scar right by my eye. :(
katiewubsmusic 0
STOP ******* MASTURBATING IN BED, YOU *****, AND YOU WON'T FALL OUT THE TOP ******* BUNK. GO GET LAID, AND THEN GET SOME ******* SLEEP YOU PATHETIC ****. jk
burito_fml 0
ow, maybe you should invest in some safety bars.
Rainyy 0
I did this once at my friends place and the bed had safety bars. The floor was wood. I woke up with pains everywhere. I still don't know how I fell off.
Miss_gord 0
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