Anonymous
United States
Today, I woke up and rolled out of bed. I'm on the top mattress of a bunk bed. We have tile floors. FML
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Anonymous
Concord, Canada
Today, I fell off the top of my bunk bed in my sleep onto a running fan. FML
Anonymous
Westerville, United States
Today, I need a new mattress. Last night, I slept on the floor. It was the best sleep I've had in a while. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I woke up after being sick from the flu and tried to get out of bed. I forgot I was in a bunk bed and broke my ankle in the fall down. FML
Anonymous
Today, I woke up with a carpet burn. From sleeping. Alone. In my bed. FML
CallmeTokey
Support
Today, as I was laying on the bottom part of my bunk bed, I noticed a beam on the underside of the top bunk that seemed to have no place being there, so I tried to find out what it was. I soon discovered it was to support the bed after it promptly collapsed on me. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Knackered
Today, I was very cold and tired, so I took a shower to warm up and went to bed. The minute I hopped into bed, it collapsed and broke. I have spent half-an-hour rearranging furniture to get the mattress on to the floor. Now I'm cold again. FML
Seline
Creeped out
Today, I woke up on the top bunk of my bed with the birds chirping. I felt so energized, I gave a big stretch, and my hand hit the ceiling. I accidentally pushed the ceiling board up and lots of tiny spiders fell on me and my bed. FML
ayye_its_nikki
Cedar Park, United States
Today, in the middle of the night, I got up to go get some water. When I came back, I was going to flop onto my bed, but I faceplanted into my floor. I'd forgotten that I'd rearranged my room and moved my bed. FML
Anonymous
Medina, United States
Today, I woke up on my boyfriend's bedroom floor. When I asked him why I was there, he said I'd gotten too hot, so he rolled me off his bed. I have the flu and a fever. FML
wookieewhosshe
Today, I woke up on the floor with my feet still in the bed. I had passed out while vomiting into a bucket, since I couldn't make it to the bathroom in time. The bucket had spilled all over my bed. FML
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jessxoxo28 5
lmao, sounds like that hurt like hell :)
oh_dee 0
OUCH.
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pwnage79 0
classic fml
CarterColbie 4
I'm on the top bunk too...it does suck. Ouchies, though. Bad way to start a morning.
icanfloat12 0
wow fyl dude fyl my bed is 2 mattresses on the ground lol not even knee high bit it's so comfy
killurbeer 0
how old are you ......10?
xenomorph 0
The top of my mattress is 2 meters above the floor . . . I'd hate that happening to me. Look on the bright side: you woke up.
alexsannell 13
lol, this FML made my bad day. thanks for the laugh :D
Tigg3r 3
You think thats frikken bad? Try falling off onto hundreds of little legos!!! Owwww... Now, I have a deskand a nightstand on either side of my bed where my head is. I don't think I'll be rolling off any time soon.
Tigg3r 3
oh, and I was going to put fourty fifth but instead for this one I'll put Fourty Sixth!!! Beat that!!
Krilov 0
don't bunk beds have railings to prevent this sorta stuff?
ms_gnehz 0
well be happy at least you didnt bump into something sharp