Anonymous
United States
Today, I woke up and rolled out of bed. I'm on the top mattress of a bunk bed. We have tile floors. FML
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Anonymous
Concord, Canada
Today, I fell off the top of my bunk bed in my sleep onto a running fan. FML
Anonymous
Westerville, United States
Today, I need a new mattress. Last night, I slept on the floor. It was the best sleep I've had in a while. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I woke up after being sick from the flu and tried to get out of bed. I forgot I was in a bunk bed and broke my ankle in the fall down. FML
Anonymous
Today, I woke up with a carpet burn. From sleeping. Alone. In my bed. FML
CallmeTokey
Support
Today, as I was laying on the bottom part of my bunk bed, I noticed a beam on the underside of the top bunk that seemed to have no place being there, so I tried to find out what it was. I soon discovered it was to support the bed after it promptly collapsed on me. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Knackered
Today, I was very cold and tired, so I took a shower to warm up and went to bed. The minute I hopped into bed, it collapsed and broke. I have spent half-an-hour rearranging furniture to get the mattress on to the floor. Now I'm cold again. FML
Seline
Creeped out
Today, I woke up on the top bunk of my bed with the birds chirping. I felt so energized, I gave a big stretch, and my hand hit the ceiling. I accidentally pushed the ceiling board up and lots of tiny spiders fell on me and my bed. FML
ayye_its_nikki
Cedar Park, United States
Today, in the middle of the night, I got up to go get some water. When I came back, I was going to flop onto my bed, but I faceplanted into my floor. I'd forgotten that I'd rearranged my room and moved my bed. FML
Anonymous
Medina, United States
Today, I woke up on my boyfriend's bedroom floor. When I asked him why I was there, he said I'd gotten too hot, so he rolled me off his bed. I have the flu and a fever. FML
wookieewhosshe
Today, I woke up on the floor with my feet still in the bed. I had passed out while vomiting into a bucket, since I couldn't make it to the bathroom in time. The bucket had spilled all over my bed. FML
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jessxoxo28 5
lmao, sounds like that hurt like hell :)
oh_dee 0
OUCH.
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Avenging_Angel 0
I don't understand how people roll out of bed anyway. That's like a two or three foot drop if you had a normal bed. Not exactly how I'd want to start my morning...
boatkicker 4
Well i tend to roll my feet a little ahead of my body, so I sort of fall into a standing position, but OUCH off the top bunk. No way would I keep my balance and that had to totally suck.
Tequilamockngbrd 7
Yeah. Just roll yourself to the edge and put your feet down. :] Poor OP just didn't have anything to put her feet on.
Kukironosuke 16
i doubt it's real, but if it is you should really get a rug or learn not to flail when you wake up
MrPresidentBoss1 0
lol the worst fear of getting top bunk come true FYL
sarcdude 3
ouch, FYL
Reaper181991 0
I Moderated.
Reaper181991 0
a friend of mine had a diamond deck plate bedroom floor
doggie3 0
missgreenT, in my other house we had tile floors on the bedrooms, but then we covered them up with carpet
MissGreenT 0
really but tiled floors? I could understand wooden but tiled. Well I am hoping the OP's tiled floor was covered in carpet too
pegasus77 0
I live in Florida, and all the places I've been to thats not an apartment is tiled. The apartments have carpets except in the kitchen and bathroom. In New York it was wooden floors in the apartments, I don't know about homes.
MissGreenT 0
I just have seen tiled floors in kitchens and bathrooms but then again I have never been to Florida or Virgina....or any state for that matter
linadrift 0
Really, people. It's college. Most people live in dorms, which more than likely have tiled floors. Even in VA. As to the OP, sucks for you. You're FML was just added to my "never want to be experienced, EVER" list.
MissGreenT 0
that was my question too!
afllegend 0
I thought they had little fences on the top bunk to stop that? :S anyway FYL for getting owned
TheGuyOverThere 0
Whenever I've had a bunk bed there's been a sort of guard, just high enough to stop you falling if you roll over. What heppened to yours OP?