By Anonymous - Sweden - V?llingby
Today, I woke up after a long night of drinking with my friends. I vaguely remembered visiting a tattoo parlour, but nothing prepared me for the sight of the words "YOLO" and "MOFO" tattooed across the fingers of my left and right hands. Now I'm officially a bandwagoning douchebag. FML
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By  katiemarke  |  0

That is brilliant!

  tjv3  |  10

Most tattoo places around me won't do tattoos on drunk people. Which is good for me or otherwise I would be sporting tribal art on the side of my face lol

  Dr0reos  |  8

36-youre lucky. The full back tattoo of Mccoy from star trek that says "ramblin' gamblin' man" on it is really starting to get akward to explain at clubs.

  GNR93  |  14

It'll probably be the center concept of the next movie, prior to a happy go lucky song leading up to the realization of why they got the tattoo, cinema gold here people.

  downtime  |  12

33, I think you meant:
Today, I announced that, after asking what something meant on FML and receiving no answer, I had to wait for someone else to ask the question to get the answer rather than just looking it up myself. FML.

  yasssx3  |  6

He didn't 'steal' it. In the song he says "Rest in peace Mac Dre" so he's acknowledging the fact that Mac Dre said it first. Like in Bedrock when he says/ references "Girl I gotta watch my back, cuz I'm not just anybody" is originally sang by Aaliyah.

  dethbunny  |  0

120 - He asked once on this post, then thanked the person who gave him an answer. How is he lazy and "waited for someone else to ask?" please inform me.

  BigBoyBounce  |  5

#121 yeah but drake made it popular and most of the people know it because of him. #129 thanks for pointing that out. After listening to the song as many times as i have, i never even noticed that part.

By  olpally  |  32

Oh god!!! Yolo.... The worst phrase to use on here besides "you mad, bro?" lol, you're an idiot op... prepared to get ripped to shreds by the FML community for this stupidity...

  ImaginaryFoe  |  0

And pretty much all communities except for the douchebags.

Quick, add to the humiliation by getting hashtags tattooed on your thumbs. Go all in so in a decade you can enjoy your joblessness in all its purity.

  kittenvks  |  11

If you would like a complete list of useless shit that's probably gonna get you thumbed down from hell check docbastards profile. It's almost all there