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Guys always take long in the bathroom anyway ;)
I'd be pissed if that happened to me. I mean urine their home as a guest, your comfort should be number 1. I think they just flushed away any dignity you had left. It doesn't get much bladder than that.
Well done.
Well done.
Someone sign this guy up for a world record holder
The people at the urinal over never get excited for me when I do my victory dance for such a long piss =(
Haha those must be thin walls if they heard you.
68- you must be one of those obnoxious douches who think they are hilarious, but no one really thinks they're funny.
-17 I SEE WHAT YA ******* DID THAR!
Very well done buddy
-Walks out to clapping- "I missed..."
His mother would be proud
That usually only happens to me after a night of heavy drinking. My roommate wasn't too happy when he went to put his clothes in the washing machine the next day though.
5, congratulations...
Haha great reference!
Thats almost the world record
Like. Congrats OP :) Her family obviously found it amusing, so definitely not FYL.
Just ignore them and let them continue being immature. Pretty soon, they're going to figure out that they're not being funny and that they're harassing a guest in their household
Holy shit when did dr Phil get a FML account?
It IS funny. No matter how old you get, bodily functions are always something to find humor in.
*slow clap*
That's exactly what I was thinking maybe they were listening to see of he "measures" up
Let's throw a celebration for the emptying of your bladder!
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I find it weird that they'd observe how long you took in the bathroom...
I'd be pissed if that happened to me. I mean urine their home as a guest, your comfort should be number 1. I think they just flushed away any dignity you had left. It doesn't get much bladder than that.