FML : Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. I really had to use the bathroom, but decided to wait. After about an hour, I went to the restroom. I pissed for...

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Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. I really had to use the bathroom, but decided to wait. After about an hour, I went to the restroom. I pissed for so long that when I walked out her family all started clapping. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By maniac11 - / Thursday 11 October 2012 00:58 / United States

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By azcardinals1307 | 2

#3417110 - Tuesday 11 October 2011 8:55

I find it weird that they'd observe how long you took in the bathroom...

By DynamicDave | 11

#3417230 - Tuesday 11 October 2011 9:16

I'd be pissed if that happened to me. I mean urine their home as a guest, your comfort should be number 1. I think they just flushed away any dignity you had left. It doesn't get much bladder than that.

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By prettyinpunk1025 | 14

#3417098 - Tuesday 11 October 2011 8:53

Guys always take long in the bathroom anyway ;)

enonymous | 8

#3417216 - Tuesday 11 October 2011 9:14

I wish my family would do that for me :(

DynamicDave | 11

#3417230 - Tuesday 11 October 2011 9:16

SwiftFaux | 0

#3417257 - Tuesday 11 October 2011 9:30

Well done.

SwiftFaux | 0

#3417258 - Tuesday 11 October 2011 9:30

Well done.

changesinme | 0

#3417346 - Tuesday 11 October 2011 10:28

Someone sign this guy up for a world record holder

theten_fml | 9

#3417565 - Tuesday 11 October 2011 12:14

I'd take the girlfriend in the room and give them another reason to clap

Dudelike89 | 8

#3417582 - Tuesday 11 October 2011 12:23

42- gonorrhea?

rallets | 22

#3417665 - Tuesday 11 October 2011 13:01

looks like urine trouble

rallets | 22

#3417680 - Tuesday 11 October 2011 13:14

looks like urine trouble

LouisianaBob | 9

#3418136 - Tuesday 11 October 2011 17:08

The people at the urinal over never get excited for me when I do my victory dance for such a long piss =(

Roevera | 14

#3418270 - Tuesday 11 October 2011 18:06

Haha those must be thin walls if they heard you.

Jammy01jams | 2

#3418897 - Tuesday 11 October 2011 22:18

When I walk out of public restrooms I pronounce: "Mission Accomplished!"

upyourzlolz | 11

#3419722 - Wednesday 12 October 2011 2:43

68- you must be one of those obnoxious douches who think they are hilarious, but no one really thinks they're funny.

izvakutzklipx | 2

#3419936 - Wednesday 12 October 2011 3:42

-17 I SEE WHAT YA FUCKING DID THAR!

construction | 7

#3420816 - Wednesday 12 October 2011 7:55

Very well done buddy

ATSViper | 15

#3421356 - Wednesday 12 October 2011 11:22

LOL

CaptainCommenter | 6

#5830212 - Friday 17 January 2014 21:33

By what logic are you going by that you'd be sane enough to say that guys take long in the bathroom? I'll have words with you, oh yes I will!

By azcardinals1307 | 2

#3417110 - Tuesday 11 October 2011 8:55

I find it weird that they'd observe how long you took in the bathroom...

22cute | 17

#3417337 - Tuesday 11 October 2011 10:19

Agreed. That's really rude, especially with a guest.

StormfrontX33_fml | 24

#3417871 - Tuesday 11 October 2011 15:05

They must've thought that was his first time. On the bright side you weren't caught trying to weigh your balls...

YayFlameWarz | 9

#3417936 - Tuesday 11 October 2011 15:43

-Walks out to clapping- "I missed..."

angrymexican | 8

#3420576 - Wednesday 12 October 2011 6:08

His mother would be proud

IKickPuppiesHard | 16

#3476605 - Sunday 23 October 2011 16:04

You win.

By not_cool808 | 14

#3417115 - Tuesday 11 October 2011 8:56

*clapping*

Takami662 | 2

#3417256 - Tuesday 11 October 2011 9:28

You don't really need to tell what happened again.

not_cool808 | 14

#3417334 - Tuesday 11 October 2011 10:19

cool story bro

snakerake | 10

#3419815 - Wednesday 12 October 2011 3:19

...Welcome. To the society of uncompromising men. Welcome, to the WiserHood.

By abudali911 | 3

#3417133 - Tuesday 11 October 2011 8:57

I once pissed for 4 minutes

ThreeSheetsGone | 12

#3417304 - Tuesday 11 October 2011 9:48

That usually only happens to me after a night of heavy drinking. My roommate wasn't too happy when he went to put his clothes in the washing machine the next day though.

prettyinpunk1025 | 14

#3417375 - Tuesday 11 October 2011 10:43

5, congratulations...

Jdeluxh | 12

#3422584 - Wednesday 12 October 2011 16:09

Haha great reference!

GamingTroller101 | 12

#6617669 - Sunday 29 May 2016 19:25

Thats almost the world record

By Xtra_Cheddar | 3

#3417137 - Tuesday 11 October 2011 8:58

Take a bow

nothingmuch_ | 5

#3417909 - Tuesday 11 October 2011 15:29

Like. Congrats OP :)

Her family obviously found it amusing, so definitely not FYL.

By KVKdragon | 26

#3417167 - Tuesday 11 October 2011 9:02

Just ignore them and let them continue being immature. Pretty soon, they're going to figure out that they're not being funny and that they're harassing a guest in their household