I wish my family would do that for me :(

I'd be pissed if that happened to me. I mean urine their home as a guest, your comfort should be number 1. I think they just flushed away any dignity you had left. It doesn't get much bladder than that.

Well done.

Well done.

Someone sign this guy up for a world record holder

I'd take the girlfriend in the room and give them another reason to clap

42- gonorrhea?

looks like urine trouble

looks like urine trouble

The people at the urinal over never get excited for me when I do my victory dance for such a long piss =(

Haha those must be thin walls if they heard you.

When I walk out of public restrooms I pronounce: "Mission Accomplished!"

68- you must be one of those obnoxious douches who think they are hilarious, but no one really thinks they're funny.

-17 I SEE WHAT YA FUCKING DID THAR!

Very well done buddy

LOL

By what logic are you going by that you'd be sane enough to say that guys take long in the bathroom? I'll have words with you, oh yes I will!

Agreed. That's really rude, especially with a guest.

-Walks out to clapping- "I missed..."

His mother would be proud

You win.

You don't really need to tell what happened again.

cool story bro

...Welcome. To the society of uncompromising men. Welcome, to the WiserHood.

That usually only happens to me after a night of heavy drinking. My roommate wasn't too happy when he went to put his clothes in the washing machine the next day though.

5, congratulations...

Haha great reference!

Thats almost the world record

Like. Congrats OP :) Her family obviously found it amusing, so definitely not FYL.

Holy shit when did dr Phil get a FML account?

It IS funny. No matter how old you get, bodily functions are always something to find humor in.

you are a fucking retard

*gradualy clapping faster*