Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. I really had to use the bathroom, but decided to wait. After about an hour, I went to the restroom. I pissed for so long that when I walked out her family all started clapping. FML
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azcardinals1307
| 2
I find it weird that they'd observe how long you took in the bathroom...
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DynamicDave
| 11
I'd be pissed if that happened to me. I mean urine their home as a guest, your comfort should be number 1. I think they just flushed away any dignity you had left. It doesn't get much bladder than that.
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prettyinpunk1025
| 14
Guys always take long in the bathroom anyway ;)
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enonymous
| 8
I wish my family would do that for me :(
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DynamicDave
| 11
I'd be pissed if that happened to me. I mean urine their home as a guest, your comfort should be number 1. I think they just flushed away any dignity you had left. It doesn't get much bladder than that.
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SwiftFaux
| 0
Well done.
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SwiftFaux
| 0
Well done.
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changesinme
| 0
Someone sign this guy up for a world record holder
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theten_fml
| 9
I'd take the girlfriend in the room and give them another reason to clap
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Dudelike89
| 8
42- gonorrhea?
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rallets
| 22
looks like urine trouble
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rallets
| 22
looks like urine trouble
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LouisianaBob
| 9
The people at the urinal over never get excited for me when I do my victory dance for such a long piss =(
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Roevera
| 14
Haha those must be thin walls if they heard you.
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Jammy01jams
| 2
When I walk out of public restrooms I pronounce: "Mission Accomplished!"
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upyourzlolz
| 11
68- you must be one of those obnoxious douches who think they are hilarious, but no one really thinks they're funny.
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izvakutzklipx
| 2
-17 I SEE WHAT YA FUCKING DID THAR!
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construction
| 7
Very well done buddy
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ATSViper
| 15
LOL
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CaptainCommenter
| 6
By what logic are you going by that you'd be sane enough to say that guys take long in the bathroom? I'll have words with you, oh yes I will!
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azcardinals1307
| 2
I find it weird that they'd observe how long you took in the bathroom...
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22cute
| 17
Agreed. That's really rude, especially with a guest.
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StormfrontX33_fml
| 24
They must've thought that was his first time. On the bright side you weren't caught trying to weigh your balls...
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YayFlameWarz
| 9
-Walks out to clapping- "I missed..."
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angrymexican
| 8
His mother would be proud
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IKickPuppiesHard
| 16
You win.
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not_cool808
| 14
*clapping*
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Takami662
| 2
You don't really need to tell what happened again.
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not_cool808
| 14
cool story bro
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snakerake
| 10
...Welcome. To the society of uncompromising men. Welcome, to the WiserHood.
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abudali911
| 3
I once pissed for 4 minutes
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ThreeSheetsGone
| 12
That usually only happens to me after a night of heavy drinking. My roommate wasn't too happy when he went to put his clothes in the washing machine the next day though.
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prettyinpunk1025
| 14
5, congratulations...
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Jdeluxh
| 12
Haha great reference!
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GamingTroller101
| 12
Thats almost the world record
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Xtra_Cheddar
| 3
Take a bow
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nothingmuch_
| 5
Like. Congrats OP :)
Her family obviously found it amusing, so definitely not FYL.
Her family obviously found it amusing, so definitely not FYL.
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KVKdragon
| 26
Just ignore them and let them continue being immature. Pretty soon, they're going to figure out that they're not being funny and that they're harassing a guest in their household
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tannerparker16
| 0
Holy shit when did dr Phil get a FML account?
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dirtyfivethirty
| 0
It IS funny. No matter how old you get, bodily functions are always something to find humor in.
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Stonerworld
| 9
you are a fucking retard
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lincolntwo
| 0
*slow clap*
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curlyfry33
| 8
*gradualy clapping faster*
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LilRob58
| 5
That's exactly what I was thinking maybe they were listening to see of he "measures" up
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sydneylol
| 7
They must really like you.
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ollie179
| 21
Let's throw a celebration for the emptying of your bladder!