You only live once!!

Wow, drunk you sucks!

Omg your a girl too!! Thats even worse..

You should report the tattooist, he shouldn't be letting drunk people get ink. It's immoral and I don't know about Swedish law but it's illegal over here, too. He's a dick for agreeing to give you the tattoo. You're still an idiot, though.

That tattoo parlor should have a shitarse reputation. If you really care for tattoos, you never do it on drunk people.

I actualy think that that's kinda cool....

I hate that phrase, next time, don't get completely destroyed when your within a few miles of any tattoo parlour, it obviously doesn't end well.

Well at least you didn't have HYFR tatted on you? Still that's a YDI.

At least it's not permanen... Oh wait. Its origina... wait, nope, can't go there either. Personally insightful or significant? Memorial? No? Oh. Well, I suppose the next best thing is to come up with new and meaningful phrases for the letters, so when someone asks you can say, "Bitch, please, as if. It stands for my great uncles Youseph Ortega, Lincoln Ortega, Mario Ortega, and Frank Ortega." Also, have you checked your back lately? (Thinking of "Kingpin")

Ouch. Suggestion? Don't drink excessively anymore because you clearly cannot hold your alcohol.