By OMFG - 22/02/2010 10:13 - Australia

Today, I witnessed my roommate pop a blister with a skewer and casually place it back in the kitchen drawer, before wiping what seeped out with the teatowel. FML
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wombatkid 0
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Ewwww!!!!!!!

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mexicantumblewee 0

that's sick. you should make him eggs and scratch your sack with the spatchula

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wombatkid 0
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Ewwww!!!!!!!

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BadPinkKitty07 0

there are no words.... 0.o

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Starlight17 0
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At least he wiped it first.... haha

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inconvienentgurl 0

WOWWWW thats just sick. You need a better roommate with wayyyyyyyyyy better hygiene!! I would have talked to the roommate about their "problems with cleanliness" and if they chose not to change (or at least wash the freaking skewer)...well lets just say roomy won't be happy ne more w/ the way I teach my lessons ;)

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iSwag 0

that's disgusting...FUCK YOUR LIFE

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FireNinja 3

Now that.... right there.... is discusting.....

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gorillaz_fml 0

that is fucking disgusting

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fmlsoobad 0
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then cook him a diner with it and tell him/her you added some special "stuff" in it

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daniisme 0
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let's all just face it. Australians are freaks. nz better :D

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Epicfailz01 0
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I don't understand your unlegible words!!!!!

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StoryOfTheYear 14
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am I just crazy or is this mfl making you hungry?

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Alhan_fml 0

OM NOM NOM!!!1!1!111

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caisonaboat 0

That is so gross. FYL

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Dopeyrox 0
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That's pretty damn gross

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iammclovin2010 0
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that's just fuckin nasty. i am mclovin!!!

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Averizzle 0

Those sound delicious.

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mcicycool 0

that's a very pretty picture

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mexicantumblewee 0

that's sick. you should make him eggs and scratch your sack with the spatchula

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lalaxoxo2995 0

ewww! so freakin disgusting

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WhatANoob 0

yet...So genius

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Diarrhea_Volcano 29
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Vaginal Sack

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Giorgio272 2

wow. cleary I'm front of your room mate your gonna have to do something else. it involves eggs 3 rashons of bacon and a cat. you know what I mean.

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mzhonesty 0
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...I'm dry heaving from this right now. Why are these men (I'm assuming your roommate is a man.) using kitchen tools on their bodies?

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youthink_fml 0

I watched someone who's water just broke, grab the dish towel, wipe up said water, and place the towel back on the sink. I don't think that was a man.

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robertlovespi 3
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You sexist bitch!

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heeheehoo 0
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At least you saw it. imagine if you didn't and happened to use that same skewer.

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jennacide 0

How do you know this isn't the first time he has done this? Wonder why your food has had such a distinct taste to it? Yum, pus flavored chicken.... mmmmmfffffff. I used to wash things a second time before I used them since I never trusted my sister.

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