How the hell did they get a splinter in their ass and how did you get unlucky enough to be volunteered to remove it?

This is why you don't use dildos made of wood, people!

Today I had a splinter in m ass, my roommate was the one to remove it for me. fml

That's a pretty cheeky request!

Actually that happened to my older sister, wooden park bench- she was wearing a summer dress. If I think about it... Also, my younger sister fell on a cactus once actually twice once as a child once as a drunk young adult. And now that I'm really examining life whilst tobogganing, I decided to make new tracks in the snow- I hit a rock and a cactus thankfully no needles made it into my butt cheeks but a couple did make it into my thighs.

You could have just said no!

Good for you , helping your roommate in their time of need, ass-isting them with this delicate situation.

Good for you , helping your roommate in their time of need, ass-isting them with this delicate situation.

I had to do that for someone once. No joke.

Hope she didn't sneeze.