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How the hell did they get a splinter in their ass and how did you get unlucky enough to be volunteered to remove it?
That's a pretty cheeky request!
Actually that happened to my older sister, wooden park bench- she was wearing a summer dress. If I think about it... Also, my younger sister fell on a cactus once actually twice once as a child once as a drunk young adult. And now that I'm really examining life whilst tobogganing, I decided to make new tracks in the snow- I hit a rock and a cactus thankfully no needles made it into my butt cheeks but a couple did make it into my thighs.
You could have just said no!
I had to do that for someone once. No joke.
Hope she didn't sneeze.
I like you.
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How the hell did they get a splinter in their ass and how did you get unlucky enough to be volunteered to remove it?
Today I had a splinter in m ass, my roommate was the one to remove it for me. fml