By Anonymous - 03/04/2017 02:00

Today, I had to remove a splinter from one of my roommates. This would have been better if the splinter wasn't deeply lodged in their asscheek. FML
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Cynical_1 26

How the hell did they get a splinter in their ass and how did you get unlucky enough to be volunteered to remove it?

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Moerighan 23

Today I had a splinter in m ass, my roommate was the one to remove it for me. fml

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Cynical_1 26

How the hell did they get a splinter in their ass and how did you get unlucky enough to be volunteered to remove it?

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tantanpanda 26

This is why you don't use ****** made of wood, people!

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Moerighan 23

Today I had a splinter in m ass, my roommate was the one to remove it for me. fml

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Moerighan 23

wow, why can't we edit anymore? *my

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Luckyunluckiest 0

Actually that happened to my older sister, wooden park bench- she was wearing a summer dress. If I think about it... Also, my younger sister fell on a cactus once actually twice once as a child once as a drunk young adult. And now that I'm really examining life whilst tobogganing, I decided to make new tracks in the snow- I hit a rock and a cactus thankfully no needles made it into my butt cheeks but a couple did make it into my thighs.

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DEADPOOL076 30

Good for you , helping your roommate in their time of need, ass-isting them with this delicate situation.

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DEADPOOL076 30

Good for you , helping your roommate in their time of need, ass-isting them with this delicate situation.

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jediemma 9

I had to do that for someone once. No joke.

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