By sheilob - 24/03/2012 23:06 - Australia - Camden

Today, I witnessed my husband swat a coffee bean over and over again, all the while mistaking it for a fly. I then figured he probably has a lower IQ than I do, which wouldn't be so bad if mine wasn't a few points away from minor retardation. FML
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sydie5 12

You two are perfect for each other :)

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yesyesnonono 10

It's because you didn't spell it "LEEROOOOOOOY JEEEEEENKIIIIIINS!!!"

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akiahara 14

lol at papal noob comments... XD. word of advice... probably best if you don't breed. you know, ever.. with anyone.

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oarisimo 4

Please do not ever reproduce. If you already have children then **** their lives! If not, then just stop having sex. The world doesn't need the risk.

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sweetpea4621 0

Well apparently your not that retarded to realized he is that dumb and do are you so your just underestimating yourself boo think higher and you'll get somewhere then

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corleon198425 22

Flash your vageen and tell him you will never get this you will never get this lalalala!! He goes crazy crazy in his cage!!

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AFEmoWifey 0

Borat! So inappropriate yet here I sit laughing.

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sweetpea4621 0

Good point kmsl

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pookberry 4

Since when is not being ashamed of yourself or in this case your iq pathetic?

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Rocky007 15

Maybe it's just his eyes that are deficient not his brain.

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