Animals, Scary and Phobias: Stop! Hammertime! - FML

Stop! Hammertime!

By Anonymous - 17/07/2022 00:00

Today, my husband picked up and threw a hammer which smashed a hole in the plastic side of the conservatory, that daylight and rain can now get through, all because he “thought” he saw a mouse, which turned out to be one of my fluffy slippers half hidden under a chair. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 33

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Sunday 17 July 2022 15:49

Your husband needs his eyesight tested. And to be kept away from hammers.

SirEnigM0nk 22

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Sunday 17 July 2022 19:13

I guess he really was hammered.

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BurnInDemonFire 33

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Sunday 17 July 2022 15:49

Your husband needs his eyesight tested. And to be kept away from hammers.

SirEnigM0nk 22

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Sunday 17 July 2022 19:13

I guess he really was hammered.

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Monday 18 July 2022 10:23

Did he hit the slipper at least? Or he can’t even aim?

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