By Anonymous - 03/04/2009 14:37 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend and he brushed my hair out of my eyes. Then he smiled and said "Your eyes are two different colors right now. One's blue, one's green..." I was so happy he still noticed the little things. Then he finished his sentence with "...ya know, like a dog." FML
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backseatfever 0

this is the lamest fml i've ever read.

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nbrachelxo 0

I wish i had two different colored eyes :P ha. but atleast he noticed!

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nbrachelxo 0

I wish i had two different colored eyes :P ha. but atleast he noticed!

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noobgang7 5

dogs are cute though ;P

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noobgang7 5

woof woof...yours are just black holes btw :P

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Insane_Tea 15
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Out of the kitchen...

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slynoble32 11

look at her comment

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Vagabones 0

Because dogs can have two different colored eyes, this is a problem? Riight.

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KittyChesire 12
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My exact thoughts :3

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abcdefghijklmno_fml 0

haha whattt??? a dog?? gee, ain't he sweet

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opseudo 0
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Today, I feel so stupid.

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backseatfever 0

this is the lamest fml i've ever read.

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hugoni2000 20
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Obviously you have never tried the moderation section...

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Panime 0
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Dogs are Man's best friend, so maybe you are his best friend... not so bad now, is it?

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jm88 0
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I think that's hilarious, depending how he delivered that last line. Best part of having a girlfriend is not noticing the small things, but messing with their mind in small ways ;)

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waterydesire 0
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I agree with #5. There are some lame ones on here, but this might just take the cake.

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redflash117 0

He was making a joke - get over yourself.

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omfgglol 0
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It's called heterochromia.

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