FML : Today, I was talking to my boyfriend and he brushed my hair out of my eyes. Then he smiled and said "Your eyes are two different colors right now. One's...

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Today, I was talking to my boyfriend and he brushed my hair out of my eyes. Then he smiled and said "Your eyes are two different colors right now. One's blue, one's green..." I was so happy he still noticed the little things. Then he finished his sentence with "...ya know, like a dog." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Friday 3 April 2009 14:37 / United States

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By backseatfever | 0

#79992 - Friday 3 April 2009 20:51

this is the lamest fml i've ever read.

By nbrachelxo | 0

#79983 - Friday 3 April 2009 20:46

I wish i had two different colored eyes :P ha. but atleast he noticed!

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By nbrachelxo | 0

#79983 - Friday 3 April 2009 20:46

I wish i had two different colored eyes :P ha. but atleast he noticed!

noobgang7 | 5

#856562 - Monday 15 February 2010 2:53

dogs are cute though ;P

noobgang7 | 5

#912588 - Thursday 4 March 2010 1:56

woof woof...yours are just black holes btw :P

Insane_Tea | 14

#2341498 - Wednesday 13 April 2011 3:51

WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Out of the kitchen...

slynoble32 | 11

#2640832 - Wednesday 8 June 2011 6:56

look at her comment

By Vagabones | 0

#79985 - Friday 3 April 2009 20:47

Because dogs can have two different colored eyes, this is a problem? Riight.

KittyChesire | 12

#5888775 - Tuesday 18 March 2014 16:47

My exact thoughts :3

By abcdefghijklmno_fml | 0

#79986 - Friday 3 April 2009 20:47

haha whattt??? a dog?? gee, ain't he sweet

By opseudo | 0

#79988 - Friday 3 April 2009 20:49

Today, I feel so stupid.

By backseatfever | 0

#79992 - Friday 3 April 2009 20:51

this is the lamest fml i've ever read.

hugoni2000 | 20

#6459125 - Wednesday 11 November 2015 22:47

Obviously you have never tried the moderation section...

By Panime | 0

#79997 - Friday 3 April 2009 20:53

Dogs are Man's best friend, so maybe you are his best friend... not so bad now, is it?

By jm88 | 0

#79999 - Friday 3 April 2009 20:53

I think that's hilarious, depending how he delivered that last line. Best part of having a girlfriend is not noticing the small things, but messing with their mind in small ways ;)