Anonymous
Australia
Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend was about to sneeze. To avoid getting his new tablet wet, he chose to sneeze right into my face instead. FML
rozziepop
Visalia, United States
Today, I saw my 22-year-old boyfriend blow his nose into his hand, then wipe his snot on our couch. There was a box of tissues directly in front of him. FML
thornrose22
United States
Do it again
Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. After about five minutes, he sneezes violently on me. I don't know what's worse, him getting snot all over my intimate bits or the fact that the sneeze felt better then what he was doing. FML
911
France
Today, my boss sneezed onto his hands and then licked them in front of my best customers. FML
UUUGHHH
Villejuif, France
Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth, and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML
Anonymous
Brevard, United States
Today, I tried kissing my boyfriend on the tip of his nose. He sneezed mid-kiss and headbutted me. Now, there's just an awkward silence. FML
Anonymous
Today, I saw my 32-year-old boyfriend of 4 years pick his nose and eat it. The booger in question was attached to his nose and he sucked it out spaghetti-style. He then tried to kiss me. I still feel my stomach churning. FML
Achoo
United States
Love is…
Today, I was making out with a guy I really like. Midway through, he stopped and said he had to sneeze. After waiting several seconds, he said the urge went away and we kept making out. Ten seconds later, he violently sneezed in my open mouth. FML
SierraDiaz2097
Vardaman, United States
Today, I sneezed. My boyfriend told me to shut up. FML
sneezer
France
Today, while kissing my girlfriend's neck, I sneezed a blob of snot onto her. She told me that "it doesn't matter", while hiccuping a bit of vomit. FML
Top comments
DocBastard 40
Snot the end of the world.
zachherbert 10
I think this relationship is snot going to work. But who nose, she's the one who picked that booger.
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Comments (180)
angiefilee 5
******
noisebox 1
Gross, offer to let him lick your butt slurpy and see if he goes for it.... Sounds like he has retard tendencies.....moving on?
aislincalum 5
You broke up with this guy, right?
fmlahahaha 5
I hope he's not your boyfriend anymore yuck!!!
stimpy12 5
FYL ...... EWWW GROSS
Marissa1586 18
Um........Did he wash his hands before touching you...at LEAST?
courtneeymac 4
Ewewewewew, please tell me you made him wash his hands or something :$
liam_oshea 3
I always do that!! Hahahah
deransc 19
Epically Disgusting
boobs1234 5
eewwww!!