Today, I was put in lockup for accidentally scaring the officer...

By Username - 31/07/2019 00:01 - Singapore

Today, I was put in lockup for accidentally scaring the officer by lifting my hand to scratch my head. FML

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Weslea Sanchez 12

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Wednesday 31 July 2019 0:33

Well at least they didn't shoot first and ask questions later

skippydoda 32

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Wednesday 31 July 2019 1:05

That makes me feel safe that he's carrying a gun

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Weslea Sanchez 12

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Wednesday 31 July 2019 0:33

Well at least they didn't shoot first and ask questions later

skippydoda 32

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Wednesday 31 July 2019 1:05

That makes me feel safe that he's carrying a gun

LostSoul 19

Wednesday 31 July 2019 1:49

Here they taze you.

BurnInDemonFire 33

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Wednesday 31 July 2019 15:53

"Don't tase me, bro!"

Memnoc 26

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Wednesday 31 July 2019 3:10

When a cop says don't move, what they really mean is..... DON'T FRIGGIN MOVE!

WeirdUS 29

Wednesday 31 July 2019 8:57

I got pulled over once and they had me get out of the car and of course they were nervous about my hands in my jeans with my thumbs sticking out. When they say keep your hands where we can see them and don't move they don't take that lightly.

_SouthernClass_ 7

Tuesday 6 August 2019 20:08

Wait. If you’re in lockup how do you have internet service?

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