Today, I whacked off with a condom on and left it in the living room waste basket so it looked like I finally had sex with someone. FML
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Today, I woke up with a used condom on my face. Turns out my roommate had sex with his girlfriend during the night and instead of getting up and throwing it away, he decided to throw it across the room. FML
Today, I was cleaning out from underneath my bed and found a used condom. I've never had sex in my own room. FML
Today, I had sex with my girlfriend while my parents were out. After they got home, my dog brought out our used condom. FML
Today, I was cleaning my older brother's room in my mom's house after he had just moved out with his girlfriend. I guess I was multitasking a little too much and not paying too much attention to what I was doing and I realized 15 seconds later, I was holding a used condom in my right hand. FML
Today, while doing my laundry, I found a very clean but presumably used ribbed condom in my freshly washed and dried sheets. It was not mine. FML
Today, I grabbed my t-shirt off the floor beside the bed and got up to walk my boyfriend's dog. After several trips around the block, and plenty of strange looks, I got back upstairs and saw the used condom stuck to my sleeve from the night before. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriends house. After having sex, we went downstairs to where the rest of the family was. At this point I did not realise that I had a used condom stuck to my foot. The family did. FML
Today, I planted a bit of a condom wrapper in my bed so my housekeeper would think I have a love life. FML
Today, after getting into bed, I found a used condom under my covers. I asked my roommate about it. She freely admitted that since my bed was comfier than hers, she had sex with her boyfriend on it. FML
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he triumphantly flung the condom to the ceiling, only to have it come down and smack me in the face. FML
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Top comments
s0m3guy2010 21
It is always safer to put a condom on before making love to yourself.
thacar 1
Why impress people like that? If I saw the condom I would be disgusted, not impressed!
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Comments (191)
babygirl21312 1
Desperate much!
coolbrony12 3
You sicken me. And who exactly would see it?
lovebeecharmer 6
YDI because you're an idiot.
phil68w 5
Wash your hands!
YoshiMike13 4
#116 that just completely made my day! thanks i needed that xD
Calyx_fml 22
It probably looked like you whacked off in a condom and left it there as if you were marking your territory.
monalisa911 1
that's hot
firefly319 7
Perhaps, of that's how you and your roommates prove to each other that you had sex, you might want to find somewhere else to live. Gross.
YoshiMike13 4
im going to be honest and say that really gross and pathetic because sex is SUPPOSED to be about love and not how fast you can lose your virginity. just saying
myers007 2
Safety first right?
dead_insects 18
I'm probably gonna get thumbed down for doing this, but I'm on the app and I cannot message people: I love your tattoo and what it says, most tats anymore don't have any meaning and yours does, very cool ^_^
heart_aussie_fml 20
Wow, classy and plain desperate.