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Why are you trying to impress the housekeeper? She isn't going to give you any play. What did you do with the rest of it? Swallow?

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I'm curious as to what the respect of your houskeeper would do for you. Not to be rude, but she's you're fucking housekeeper. It's not like she has the authority to give you an Oscar or a Nobel proze.

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Oh yea because the normal reaction when you see a bed in which there's no condoms is: "Now this dude is a loser."

Why are you trying to impress the housekeeper? She isn't going to give you any play. What did you do with the rest of it? Swallow?

If your housekeeper reads FML, it won't matter much now, will it? Anyway, there's loads of things you can do with condoms that don't involve getting any.

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Really? Because all those other FML's with "I (insert action) so I could get my family to think I have a life" totally don't get tons of FYL's. Just like that girl who got dressed up on New Year's Eve so her parents would think she had a social life. It's the same concept, and people seem to be sympathetic in those cases.

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yeah but this is worse cause he can't get laid lol and what your family thinks matters more than what a bloody housekeeper does lol

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Yes but your family shouldn't judge you even if you have no social life. I think the OP has some serious ego problems, but unfortunately people who aren't close to you tend to judge, and most people try to get them to judge in a good light. Although I'm not entirely sure if making it seem like you have a sex life will bring you good judgements... I'm just saying the two FML's are of equal standing.

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