Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get fitted for a new bra since mine weren't fitting properly. To my amazement, I wasn't a 32A, but a 32AA. I might as well have craters on my chest. FML
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Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to buy a bra. A woman sized me and then gave me a bra to try on in the fitting room. To my pleasure, it seemed to fit well. The woman who had sized me came in to check on me and replied, "Yeah, it happens. Not everyone can be symmetrical." FML
Today, I finally measured myself to find a properly fitted bra. I'm AAA, a size which doesn't technically exist. Goodbye self esteem. FML
Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get sized. I put the card that says my size in my pocket, then went to the movies with my boyfriend. When the person at the counter asked me to hand them my ticket, I reached into my pocket and handed it to them. It wasn't the ticket. It was my bra size. FML
Today, I was out shopping for bras. While in one store, I couldn't seem to find any in my size. When I asked an employee for help, they took one look at my chest and said, "Maybe you should try our girls' section, we have a lot of training bras." I'm 25. FML
Today, after spending the night at my boyfriend's house, I was heading out the door when he called me back to hand me something I had left at his house a while ago. It was one of my bras. It wasn't until I got home I noticed the cup size was a B. I'm a size D. FML
Today, I found my first bra and tried it on. It still fits. FML
Today, my girlfriend went shopping at Victoria's Secret with me. While she was in the fitting room, her parents walked by and saw me. They don't approve of the store, so I panicked and told them I was considering becoming a woman. FML
Today, I went to an underwear shop. An employee suggested me a push-up bra. I was wearing one. FML
Today, while shopping for dresses, I found a really cute one that fit me really well, but not at all in the breast area. My grandma screamed "buy her some titties!" Everyone in the store looked at me. FML
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CourtneyDanielle_fml 9
That sucks. But it's what you were given.
BananaPancakesJJ 0
@266. Look, I love boobs just as much as the next straight guy, but a boob job? Really? It really sucks to see women suggest such things to other women. You ladies always complain about how men are such dogs and how they only want you for your looks. I honestly can't even find the right words to say, except OP is ******* gorgeous, and so is every other woman. I honestly think OP should care more about who she really is, than her boobs. Then again, that is just my opinion.
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drzhottie148 0
Damn op seriously FYL. Flatty
sexysweetie 0
I went there n i wear 34 A n have room yet.. they tried to tell me I'm a 34 C! don't listen to them.. lol
gallir24 6
Not ll guys like big boobs (though most guys do). Generally skinnier girls will have smaller boobs, and skinny girls are generally better looking. Imo A-C is nice, D is kind of too big. Idk what sizes look like though I'm just making up what I think I like.
nikkileighlove 0
32 is a small ass number. I'm 36 and I weigh 130. the letter is the cup size. AA is bigger than just A. what are you bitching about? I think your dumb.
5t3ff1k4h 44
AA is smaller than A, dude. AAA is even smaller than AA. Do you actually know your bra sizes, or are you just talking out of your ass?
emmanizzer 6
i think it's the latter ;)
DanishTrix 0
Don't worry about your size so much, I'm sure you're beautiful, small ******* and all! I'm 5' nothing and a 32C, and it can make finding clothes that fit right a nightmare, and I really wish sometimes that I was tiny. Small boobs on a petite frame are SO attractive! :)
Melodija 19
im a 32AA. my boobs dont grow. get over yourself
SexyMcKittington 3
I've got large boobs (36DD) and I absolutly hate them. Be thankful that when your older you don't have to look forward to droopy boobs and back issues. everybody wants what they don't have, skinny flat chested chicks usually want to be curvy, and curvy girls want to be skinny and flat. Either way don't let anyone tell you to get a boob job, it's unnecessary surgery that could permanently scar you if not kill you. learn to love what you've got.
Raditude 0
Tiny boobies are great. I'd rather have a girl with 32AA than 32A any day.
Shadow_Phantom 26
AA.... also known as Almost Absent. FYL indeed.
Shadow_Phantom 26
Though just an afterthought... don't be too down. My first Ex actually likes chicks who are completely flat. Probably plenty of guys out there who'd dig you.
5t3ff1k4h 44
Completely flat, so prepubescent? Sorry, but if they make bras labeled AA, boobs of that size are boobs. No question about it. They're not flat as a board at that size; there is still a bump. The only time a girl is flat-chested is if she's prepubescent. That's all.
shuzuko 2
You people are stupid. Smaller band sizes also equate to a smaller actual chest size. This is because when you go down a band size, you also go up a cup size... it's all proportionate. Breasts that fit into a 32D would be the exact same size as breasts that fit into a 36B, just on a girl with a smaller ribcage. So a 34DD is not going to look like what most people assume a DD looks like... because when most people hear "DD" they think of roughly a 38DD, which would actually be the same size as a 34F. Lrn2brasize kthx.
shuzuko 2
Yeah, okay. Love it when FML has me reply to the wrong comment. Damnit.
5t3ff1k4h 44
352 - I'm pretty sure I just said that same thing in post 350. "lrn2brasize kthx"? Learn to read the comments above you before you call anyone stupid.
msm22090 0
I'll give ya some of mine! 38E here!