Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get fitted for a new bra since mine weren't fitting properly. To my amazement, I wasn't a 32A, but a 32AA. I might as well have craters on my chest. FML
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Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to buy a bra. A woman sized me and then gave me a bra to try on in the fitting room. To my pleasure, it seemed to fit well. The woman who had sized me came in to check on me and replied, "Yeah, it happens. Not everyone can be symmetrical." FML
Today, I finally measured myself to find a properly fitted bra. I'm AAA, a size which doesn't technically exist. Goodbye self esteem. FML
Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get sized. I put the card that says my size in my pocket, then went to the movies with my boyfriend. When the person at the counter asked me to hand them my ticket, I reached into my pocket and handed it to them. It wasn't the ticket. It was my bra size. FML
Today, I was out shopping for bras. While in one store, I couldn't seem to find any in my size. When I asked an employee for help, they took one look at my chest and said, "Maybe you should try our girls' section, we have a lot of training bras." I'm 25. FML
Today, after spending the night at my boyfriend's house, I was heading out the door when he called me back to hand me something I had left at his house a while ago. It was one of my bras. It wasn't until I got home I noticed the cup size was a B. I'm a size D. FML
Today, I found my first bra and tried it on. It still fits. FML
Today, my girlfriend went shopping at Victoria's Secret with me. While she was in the fitting room, her parents walked by and saw me. They don't approve of the store, so I panicked and told them I was considering becoming a woman. FML
Today, I went to an underwear shop. An employee suggested me a push-up bra. I was wearing one. FML
Today, while shopping for dresses, I found a really cute one that fit me really well, but not at all in the breast area. My grandma screamed "buy her some titties!" Everyone in the store looked at me. FML
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CourtneyDanielle_fml 9
That sucks. But it's what you were given.
BananaPancakesJJ 0
@266. Look, I love boobs just as much as the next straight guy, but a boob job? Really? It really sucks to see women suggest such things to other women. You ladies always complain about how men are such dogs and how they only want you for your looks. I honestly can't even find the right words to say, except OP is ******* gorgeous, and so is every other woman. I honestly think OP should care more about who she really is, than her boobs. Then again, that is just my opinion.
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shihtzupup98 3
my best friend is 34d and she needs a custom made bathing suit and can't fit into any shirts at dEliA*s. she absolutely hates the attention she gets. she's 14 and 5'6. I'm 13 and 5'5 and I way 86lbs and I have 32 A. I feel bad when my friends rub it in or there is a beautiful dress I can't fill in at the top but hay. I can wear any shirt. just not tanktops. ITTY BITTY TITTY COMMITTEE ROCKS
frank7525 0
so glad I'm not a woman.
Herboski1315 0
At least your not a fatty.
xoxoMEGANxoxo 13
thank u! finally that dumbass shuts up.
AkaChocolate 4
It aint that serious breast dont do too much beside feed babies and hold stuff while you're out. lol ima dude and i dont care to much for em. Its all about your performance :)
OneWhoWatches 0
thats smexy
andreawerner 0
I'm 16 and I'm a 34D:) haha!!
awesomecow 0
all your fault
laxfreak37 0
thats my bra size, lol
Inspired22 11
I am DD. In 20 years, I will have all sorts of back problems and you won't. :-)