Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get fitted for a new bra since mine weren't fitting properly. To my amazement, I wasn't a 32A, but a 32AA. I might as well have craters on my chest. FML
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Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to buy a bra. A woman sized me and then gave me a bra to try on in the fitting room. To my pleasure, it seemed to fit well. The woman who had sized me came in to check on me and replied, "Yeah, it happens. Not everyone can be symmetrical." FML
Today, I finally measured myself to find a properly fitted bra. I'm AAA, a size which doesn't technically exist. Goodbye self esteem. FML
Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get sized. I put the card that says my size in my pocket, then went to the movies with my boyfriend. When the person at the counter asked me to hand them my ticket, I reached into my pocket and handed it to them. It wasn't the ticket. It was my bra size. FML
Today, I was out shopping for bras. While in one store, I couldn't seem to find any in my size. When I asked an employee for help, they took one look at my chest and said, "Maybe you should try our girls' section, we have a lot of training bras." I'm 25. FML
Today, after spending the night at my boyfriend's house, I was heading out the door when he called me back to hand me something I had left at his house a while ago. It was one of my bras. It wasn't until I got home I noticed the cup size was a B. I'm a size D. FML
Today, I found my first bra and tried it on. It still fits. FML
Today, my girlfriend went shopping at Victoria's Secret with me. While she was in the fitting room, her parents walked by and saw me. They don't approve of the store, so I panicked and told them I was considering becoming a woman. FML
Today, I went to an underwear shop. An employee suggested me a push-up bra. I was wearing one. FML
Today, while shopping for dresses, I found a really cute one that fit me really well, but not at all in the breast area. My grandma screamed "buy her some titties!" Everyone in the store looked at me. FML
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CourtneyDanielle_fml 9
That sucks. But it's what you were given.
BananaPancakesJJ 0
@266. Look, I love boobs just as much as the next straight guy, but a boob job? Really? It really sucks to see women suggest such things to other women. You ladies always complain about how men are such dogs and how they only want you for your looks. I honestly can't even find the right words to say, except OP is ******* gorgeous, and so is every other woman. I honestly think OP should care more about who she really is, than her boobs. Then again, that is just my opinion.
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beep_boop 1
lol aww... sorry for your luck op. while you were there they should have showed you their padded collection XD
ashtonTS 0
197: STFU please...you are pretentious and need to get over yourself. Boners was posting that humor for those who appreciate it and enjoy it...not for fun sucking bitches like you. So listen, STFU or get off FMYLIFE, cause we now hate you and your stuck up demeanor. Your holier than thou attitude is pissing me off, so please STFU.
5t3ff1k4h 44
Are you really that dumb? Go troll somewhere else, please. Rather, stop altogether. To all others who dislike my opinion: I don't care.
ashtonTS 0
STFU bitch...you can't take criticism. Like I said, get over yourself.
krazy_glu3 0
haha I feel ya. I had A's, but after my second son they got smaller. bothers me at times but oh well. I have a tiny frame so big boobs wouldn't look normal. my hubby still loves me and my body. you'll either learn to live with it, or start saving money now for implants :D
5t3ff1k4h 44
I can't take criticism? Really? And you guys are all up in arms because /I/ criticized someone's post? You collectively can't take criticism because you've all created a damn discussion over three or four posts. It should have been left at that. I sincerely hope you all start shutting up before Sirin sees this.
GLfootball85 1
girls who say they want smaller boobs r lying they like the attention
Acousticpixie14 6
Nah...it's pretty legit when I say that I want to go from a "DDD" to a "B" Big boobs are painful, and it's hard to find a decent guy 'cause 80% of the ones who are interested in you are only interested in your boobs.
ashtonTS 0
You can't make an intelligible argument...much less take a joke. Just do everyone a favor, and get lost you pretentious, sexist bitch.
xdrenched 1
I'm 32AA too! High 5! The only FYL is that last I heard VS doesn't carry AA sizes due to being laaame. Lots of bras/clothes in general don't fit me right either because they're made for girls with bigger boobs. Annoying outside factors aside, I love my boobs. I never have to think about them, and they're pretty. I generally like my body...and I'm not just being defensive/consoling. I just wish more girls could like their bodies too :)
sweet_candy_ 17
This boob thing will never end. Girls with small boobs want big boobs. Girls with big boobs want small ones. Oh well you get what you get and you don't throw a fit.
Gondile 4
But... what do girls with medium boobs want?
5t3ff1k4h 44
A different shape.
sweet_candy_ 17
You don't really hear them complain.