Today, I went to the zoo with a guy I like, when we were there we saw a swarm of bees. I told him that if I got stung he would have to watch me because my dad is deathly allergic to bees and I have never been stung. Jokingly, he nudged me into the bush and said "let's see". We did. I'm allergic. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I started my job as an assistant to a beekeeper. I forgot to put gloves on, and got stung like crazy. My hands swelled up to the size of baseball gloves. Turns out, I'm allergic to bees. FML
Today, I pulled a bee off of my friend's dog because we were worried he could be allergic. Of course I got stung, and of course the dog wasn't allergic. Turns out I am. FML
Today, I was walking through a field with my boyfriend and he picked me some pretty flowers. I hugged him and leant in to sniff them. In doing so, I inhaled a bee up my nose and had to force it out my swollen nostril after it had stung me. FML
Today, I found out I was allergic to bees, the hard way, at my wedding. FML
Today, I accidentally stepped on a dead bee. The stinger was still intact. How do I know? It stung my foot. I'm allergic to bees. FML
Today, I got stung by jellyfish. As I was writhing in pain on the beach, my dad comes up and asks me to be quiet and that I'm embarrassing him. FML
Today, I got stung by jellyfish. As I writhed in pain on the beach, my dad comes up and asks me to be quiet, that I'm embarrassing him. He also mentioned that jellyfish were out today and that I should be careful. Thanks, dad. FML
Today, my "friends" who know very well that I am terrified of bees forced me to face my fears, despite my protesting. As my "friends" watched and laughed while I tried to keep calm, a wasp showed up and scared me half to death, thereby angering the other bees. My face looked like a giant raspberry after the fact. FML
Today, I got stung by a hornet. I asked my mum to pass me my allergy medication, but she refused, because they were my brother's, saying "he's allergic to bees and wasps!" No mum, wrong kid. FML
Today, a bee landed on my leg. I didn't realize it was there until my friend yelled out, "Bee!" kicked me in the leg, and ran off. I fell to the ground screaming and clutching my leg. She missed the bee and it still stung me. FML
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Top comments
ChelseaChops 1
PLEASE tell me you don't like him any more. Kick him in the chuckies.
AK 2
What an asshole. Even if you weren't allergic that would still have sucked. Seriously, what the hell? "Look, there's a swarm of bees! Let's jump in and see if you're allergic or not!"
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Comments (142)
were_giraffe 2
so.... you keeping the boyfriend? O_o
ditlihi 0
Oh man! Guys are suppose to be protective and all that stuff. I hope he doesn't reproduce. We don't need guys like him in the gene pool.
Kill Me Please!!! 9
I deal with plenty of them already. Trust me, they are everywhere. It gets rather annoying.
Get_Naykid 0
What a ****
nairn1572 0
i say find out if hes allergic to something and if he is then make him have an allergic reaction to
fmylifedotcomm 0
haha #12 and to the OP, i sincerely hope you are not going out with him again. what a jerk.
fmylifedotcomm 0
and to #24 i had an allergic reaction the first time i got stung by a bee...the allergy is still there, it doesn't just magically show up
Jaywin 3
I think my next date is going to be at the zoo. Not to pull something like this but I think it'd be fun. That sucks for you OP and I hope you're ok.
Ccccourtney 0
That's horrible!!! I hope you still don't like him because allergic or not, that's a really awful thing to do!!
twilighter_644 0
your boyfriend has got a dark sense of humor I don't think anyone can push someone jokingly into a swarm of angry bees
debbiedowner2 0
12,21 :)