Miscellaneous: Today, I was walking around school alone and felt someone tap...

By ohmygod582 - 14/04/2014 01:32 - United States - Gilbert

Today, I was walking around school alone and felt someone tap my back. I laughed and turned around to find no one was there. I felt confused when I felt the tapping again, which is when I chose to yell at the nearest person, "What?!" I later found out it was a bottle in my backpack tapping me. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2012 18:34 - United States - Metairie

Today, I was walking to school with my earphones in, when someone tapped me on the shoulder. I was shocked, and whirled around to hit him in the crotch. I soon realized he was just trying to return the commuter pass I'd dropped at the station. FML

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By da man - 11/02/2009 11:38 - Canada

Today, my friend was picking on me at school by constantly tapping on my shoulder. At recess I had enough. I felt the familiar tap on my shoulder, and I drove my elbow into what I thought was my friend's stomach. It was my Principal. FML

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By betamaxjim - 19/11/2012 20:06 - United Kingdom

Today, as I left class, I felt a tug on my rucksack from behind. Thinking it was just someone deliberately dragging me back, I struggled to let myself free and shouted, "Let go!" I looked over my shoulder just to find that one the straps was trapped in the doorhandle. Everyone was in hysterics. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2021 05:59

Today, in a particularly crowded section of the mall, I felt someone touch my back, several times. My self-defense kicked in, I screamed to attract attention, whipped around and threw a punch. No one was there; It was my ponytail touching my back. People were staring me like I was insane. FML

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By itsawonderfulife - 23/02/2010 06:25 - United States

Today, I was walking around my new school trying to figure out where to go. Then I realized I was talking to myself. Out loud. FML

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By Crochocinco85 - 13/03/2014 11:59 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I was walking through the main lobby at school and I saw someone waving at me, so I waved back. Turns out she was just cleaning a glass door. I heard laughter behind me. FML

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By Doors Hate Me - 02/03/2013 14:09 - United States

Today, as I was about to open a door at school, a student opened it and hit me. As I recovered and was about to open it again, someone else opened the door, hitting me again. Everyone laughed. FML

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By gettinganF - 23/05/2016 11:57 - United States - Severn

Today, while in class, my friend would not stop annoying me by tapping me on the shoulder every so often. After the fifth time, I lost my patience, told him to F off, and slapped his hand. Only it wasn't my friend tapping my shoulder this time, it was my teacher. FML

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By mylifeisamovie - 28/02/2009 06:39 - United States

Today, I woke up to a tap on my shoulder and had no idea where I was. I quickly discovered It was 11 am and I was still at the bar I had been drinking at the night before. My shoes were gone. FML

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By ouch - 09/02/2011 18:02 - United States

Today, I was in class when all of a sudden I was hit in the head by a metal pencil case. My teacher threw it at me to get my attention. FML

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krundale 6

Monday 14 April 2014 8:09

Ahhhh the troubles of alcoholism.

mydumblifesucks 20

Monday 14 April 2014 8:12

I think you really overreacted, OP. There are better and more calm ways to react to this situation.

Comments

cheese_buuuurger 5

Monday 14 April 2014 8:02

I like cheese.

Ramanella 26

Monday 14 April 2014 8:02

Been there, done that. At least you didn't look weird infront of a whole bunch of people, hopefully. Though you may have scared the crap out of the person you yelled at.

Dodge4x4Ram 46

Monday 14 April 2014 8:02

drink me buddy

zandalee 19

Monday 14 April 2014 9:45

Them bloody bottle poking ghosts...

zakkyzebra 11

Monday 14 April 2014 8:02

I can't imagine what was going on through that person's head

Nevermind212 11

Monday 14 April 2014 20:51

The beginning of a Saw movie

colby6666 43

Tuesday 15 April 2014 4:30

Probably along the lines of, "What, why are they yelling at me?"

nikkon416 13

Monday 14 April 2014 8:03

It's like a child running from his own shadow.

cheese_buuuurger 5

Monday 14 April 2014 8:05

why there is no first comment ?? I m new so please answer

krundale 6

Monday 14 April 2014 8:09

Ahhhh the troubles of alcoholism.

mydumblifesucks 20

Monday 14 April 2014 8:12

I think you really overreacted, OP. There are better and more calm ways to react to this situation.

kylieh72 25

Monday 14 April 2014 8:17

Especially as the OP had only felt the tapping twice. Even if it had been a prankster, that's a fairly low tolerance for tapping.

Nmaredia 4

Monday 14 April 2014 8:14

That's actually kind of funny

olpally 32

Monday 14 April 2014 8:17

You were alone and thought someone tapped you? I'm pretty sure you'd be able to hear someone walking behind you and tapping you. Lol. Just being paranoid is what this is.