Desperate nan

By Anonymous - 10/05/2009 04:18 - United States

Today, I graduated from college with two undergrad degrees in biochem and wildlife biology, with high distinction. My mom told me she had found me a job at a petting zoo. I thought she was joking. She then said sternly, "I want grandkids. At least you will meet girls there." FML
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You will meet girls! All the cool 6 year olds go to the petting zoo :)

So you are supposed to hook up with single moms so that she can have instant-grandchildren...

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You need to get out more

You and me ain't nothin' but mammals, so let's do it like they do it on the discovery channel.

op take the job and impress a hot blonde chick who loves animals. just like in tv... p wait nevermind 

89- We can do it doggy style so we can both watch X-Files.

HAHAHH woah dude FYL. You need a social life!

Haha, that sucks, at least you have a job though =P

You mom is awesome

I know how that goes. My sister has two kids. My mom is always trying to get me to go out more and meet women.

You will meet girls! All the cool 6 year olds go to the petting zoo :)

How is this even a FML? who cares what your mom thinks of your social life?

A petting zoo.. so your mom is suggesting you'd only have a chance with little girls? -FYL!

So you are supposed to hook up with single moms so that she can have instant-grandchildren...