Desperate nan

By Anonymous - 10/05/2009 04:18 - United States

Today, I graduated from college with two undergrad degrees in biochem and wildlife biology, with high distinction. My mom told me she had found me a job at a petting zoo. I thought she was joking. She then said sternly, "I want grandkids. At least you will meet girls there." FML
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emer_helena 0

You will meet girls! All the cool 6 year olds go to the petting zoo :)

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Indiana_fml 4

So you are supposed to hook up with single moms so that she can have instant-grandchildren...

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Philosophic 0

You and me ain't nothin' but mammals, so let's do it like they do it on the discovery channel.

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americuzz 8

op take the job and impress a hot blonde chick who loves animals. just like in tv... p wait nevermind 

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StalkerX 4

89- We can do it doggy style so we can both watch X-Files.

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hahayou12345 0

HAHAHH woah dude FYL. You need a social life!

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666midnight 0

Haha, that sucks, at least you have a job though =P

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stonerchu 0

You mom is awesome

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24788 6

I know how that goes. My sister has two kids. My mom is always trying to get me to go out more and meet women.

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emer_helena 0

You will meet girls! All the cool 6 year olds go to the petting zoo :)

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ringasendi 0

How is this even a FML? who cares what your mom thinks of your social life?

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JonReb 0

A petting zoo.. so your mom is suggesting you'd only have a chance with little girls? -FYL!

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Indiana_fml 4

So you are supposed to hook up with single moms so that she can have instant-grandchildren...

25 0