Love, Parenting and Students: Desperate nan - FML

Desperate nan

By Anonymous - 10/05/2009 04:18 - United States

Today, I graduated from college with two undergrad degrees in biochem and wildlife biology, with high distinction. My mom told me she had found me a job at a petting zoo. I thought she was joking. She then said sternly, "I want grandkids. At least you will meet girls there." FML

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Sunday 10 May 2009 12:23

You will meet girls! All the cool 6 year olds go to the petting zoo :)

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Sunday 10 May 2009 12:34

So you are supposed to hook up with single moms so that she can have instant-grandchildren...

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Sunday 10 May 2009 12:12

You need to get out more

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Tuesday 16 March 2010 21:31

You and me ain't nothin' but mammals, so let's do it like they do it on the discovery channel.

americuzz 8

Thursday 22 July 2010 4:54

op take the job and impress a hot blonde chick who loves animals. just like in tv... p wait nevermind 

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Monday 25 November 2013 4:31

89- We can do it doggy style so we can both watch X-Files.

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Sunday 10 May 2009 12:13

HAHAHH woah dude FYL. You need a social life!

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Sunday 10 May 2009 12:15

Haha, that sucks, at least you have a job though =P

stonerchu 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 12:16

You mom is awesome

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Sunday 10 May 2009 12:18

I know how that goes. My sister has two kids. My mom is always trying to get me to go out more and meet women.

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Sunday 10 May 2009 12:23

You will meet girls! All the cool 6 year olds go to the petting zoo :)

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Sunday 10 May 2009 12:27

How is this even a FML? who cares what your mom thinks of your social life?

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Sunday 10 May 2009 12:29

lmao @ #6 XD

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Sunday 10 May 2009 12:31

A petting zoo.. so your mom is suggesting you'd only have a chance with little girls? -FYL!

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Sunday 10 May 2009 12:34

So you are supposed to hook up with single moms so that she can have instant-grandchildren...

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