Health: Today, I went to the zoo with a guy I like, when we were there...

By busybee - 10/05/2009 03:38 - United States

Today, I went to the zoo with a guy I like, when we were there we saw a swarm of bees. I told him that if I got stung he would have to watch me because my dad is deathly allergic to bees and I have never been stung. Jokingly, he nudged me into the bush and said "let's see". We did. I'm allergic. FML

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By hulagirl1217 - 29/05/2010 12:11 - United States

Today, a bee landed on my leg. I didn't realize it was there until my friend yelled out, "Bee!" kicked me in the leg, and ran off. I fell to the ground screaming and clutching my leg. She missed the bee and it still stung me. FML

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ChelseaChops 1

Sunday 10 May 2009 12:05

PLEASE tell me you don't like him any more. Kick him in the chuckies.

AK 2

Sunday 10 May 2009 12:07

What an asshole. Even if you weren't allergic that would still have sucked. Seriously, what the hell? "Look, there's a swarm of bees! Let's jump in and see if you're allergic or not!"

Comments

Drunkbunny 2

Sunday 10 May 2009 16:41

Apparently this prick thinks near death experiences are hilarious. Stay as far away from this idiot as you can, or else double your life insurance coverage.

heatherfeather 4

Sunday 10 May 2009 16:51

wow. that was really mean of him. i hope he got stung too

Rawrrr14 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 16:59

I hope your okay now! I also hope that guy feels like shit lol. At least he was trying to be funny? I don't think his intentions were to really hurt you though. He should have thought through that one a little more.

circayouandme 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 17:03

What an idiot that guy.

pommeblossom 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 17:18

What do you mean "we did"?

GrapefruitZoe 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 17:20

Guys...she wasn't dating him. Otherwise she'd've said "my boyfriend".

daprnena4lyfe 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 17:21

I hope you don't go out with that idiot again.

namelesstomorrow 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 17:26

To all the people who think she should have known he was an asshole - guys can pretend for really long time that they are someone they are not. Besides, it is quite possible to go on a date with someone you are interested in without knowing all that much about them.

ChelseaAnn08 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 17:32

12-you are my hero 22-this is very true OP...I hope you are okay!

sassy2011 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 17:38

hope youre ok, and if i were you i would get a decent pair of steel toe boots and give him one GOOD kick......just to see if it hurts and he can still father children