Today, I went to the zoo with a guy I like, when we were there we saw a swarm of bees. I told him that if I got stung he would have to watch me because my dad is deathly allergic to bees and I have never been stung. Jokingly, he nudged me into the bush and said "let's see". We did. I'm allergic. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I started my job as an assistant to a beekeeper. I forgot to put gloves on, and got stung like crazy. My hands swelled up to the size of baseball gloves. Turns out, I'm allergic to bees. FML
Today, I pulled a bee off of my friend's dog because we were worried he could be allergic. Of course I got stung, and of course the dog wasn't allergic. Turns out I am. FML
Today, I was walking through a field with my boyfriend and he picked me some pretty flowers. I hugged him and leant in to sniff them. In doing so, I inhaled a bee up my nose and had to force it out my swollen nostril after it had stung me. FML
Today, I found out I was allergic to bees, the hard way, at my wedding. FML
Today, I accidentally stepped on a dead bee. The stinger was still intact. How do I know? It stung my foot. I'm allergic to bees. FML
Today, I got stung by jellyfish. As I was writhing in pain on the beach, my dad comes up and asks me to be quiet and that I'm embarrassing him. FML
Today, I got stung by jellyfish. As I writhed in pain on the beach, my dad comes up and asks me to be quiet, that I'm embarrassing him. He also mentioned that jellyfish were out today and that I should be careful. Thanks, dad. FML
Today, my "friends" who know very well that I am terrified of bees forced me to face my fears, despite my protesting. As my "friends" watched and laughed while I tried to keep calm, a wasp showed up and scared me half to death, thereby angering the other bees. My face looked like a giant raspberry after the fact. FML
Today, I got stung by a hornet. I asked my mum to pass me my allergy medication, but she refused, because they were my brother's, saying "he's allergic to bees and wasps!" No mum, wrong kid. FML
Today, a bee landed on my leg. I didn't realize it was there until my friend yelled out, "Bee!" kicked me in the leg, and ran off. I fell to the ground screaming and clutching my leg. She missed the bee and it still stung me. FML
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ChelseaChops 1
PLEASE tell me you don't like him any more. Kick him in the chuckies.
AK 2
What an asshole. Even if you weren't allergic that would still have sucked. Seriously, what the hell? "Look, there's a swarm of bees! Let's jump in and see if you're allergic or not!"
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Drunkbunny 2
Apparently this prick thinks near death experiences are hilarious. Stay as far away from this idiot as you can, or else double your life insurance coverage.
heatherfeather 4
wow. that was really mean of him. i hope he got stung too
Rawrrr14 0
I hope your okay now! I also hope that guy feels like shit lol. At least he was trying to be funny? I don't think his intentions were to really hurt you though. He should have thought through that one a little more.
circayouandme 0
What an idiot that guy.
pommeblossom 0
What do you mean "we did"?
GrapefruitZoe 0
Guys...she wasn't dating him. Otherwise she'd've said "my boyfriend".
daprnena4lyfe 0
I hope you don't go out with that idiot again.
namelesstomorrow 0
To all the people who think she should have known he was an asshole - guys can pretend for really long time that they are someone they are not. Besides, it is quite possible to go on a date with someone you are interested in without knowing all that much about them.
ChelseaAnn08 0
12-you are my hero 22-this is very true OP...I hope you are okay!
sassy2011 0
hope youre ok, and if i were you i would get a decent pair of steel toe boots and give him one GOOD kick......just to see if it hurts and he can still father children