Today, I went to the doctor's office because my wife and I are having some fertility problems. As I removed my pants, the doctor simply looked at my penis and said, "Mhm." My wife laughed the whole way home. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the physician to check my rear because it was hurting. My usual doctor wasn't available, so he was replaced by a gorgeous woman with big cleavage. when she asked me to pull down my pants, she saw that I had a huge hard on. FML
Today, my doctor told me to take off my pants so she could do a checkup. When I took them off, she gasped. When I asked what was wrong, she said she was expecting something else. She thought I was a dude. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for my yearly checkup. After getting my blood-pressure taken, my finger pricked, etc, the doctor began to ask me some questions. When asked if I was sexually active, I responded "Yes". The doctor started laughing. FML
Today, I came home to see my husband talking to his penis. FML
Today, I got prostate examination for the first time. Now I can't decide what's worse, the fact that I got a boner when the doctor inserted his finger, or the fact that my wife told the story to pretty much everybody we know. FML
Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30 years old. The woman was my doctor. She snorted to cover a laugh and apologized. FML
Today, I went to the doctor with my parents. When the doctor asked if I was sexually active, I said 'Yes.' My mom laughed and said 'Good one.' My dad, for added effect said, 'Your hand doesn't count.' FML
Today, after careful consideration, I told my wife I really want to have kids. She laughed, until she finally realized I was serious, at which point she flicked me in the balls and said, "Problem solved." FML
Today, my wife picked up her phone, answered a text, added a few things to her phone's shopping list, and looked at her phone calendar to remind me I have a doctor's appointment tomorrow. She did all this whilst my penis was inside her, giving it my best effort as well. Self confidence zero. FML
Today, as I'm laying in bed with my wife, she noticed I'm wasn't hard, so she said, "I can fix that." As I prepare myself for a BJ, she lifted my boxers and blew air on my member, and laughed. FML
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stoptheworld 0
professional doctor =/
iDontFail_xD 0
ROFL. maybe they should like make some kind of viagara commercial with this, and then you come back the next day, and the doctor's like OH DAYUMM =)
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Comments (102)
tiltwrestler 0
I dont get why girls are so nasty about guys with size that doesnt measure up. For one, they would get offended or call guys "pigs" if we judged their boobs/butt/face as harshly as they judge our d*cks! Not to mention that they often forget the average d*ck size is only 5.78 inches. All too often girls expect some giant 10" throbbing c*ck and are turned off when the guy doesnt measure up. its ridiculous! And its not like us guys can change that, either! I mean: if we're ugly or fat, YES GIVE US GUYS HELL. PLEASE. but about d*ck size? i mean, do you think we can actually change it or something? pray to the d*ck gods to get a few extra inches? wake the F up! and the wife married the guy, obviously she was OK with his size when she married him. what does the size of other guys in comparison to him matter? she (and he) shouldnt be focusing on other people sexually, anyway! her life isnt "Fd". except for the fact that she cant get pregnant. THATs bad. but not his size.
Gringo_fml 0
Class.
notsodelighted 0
#56, it's not like his wife hasn't seen his equipment before, why not bring her in? They went to a fertility doctor, and it takes two to tango. Hence, her presence in the room.
TurtleLG 0
"mhmm."
420hiadventurer 0
YDI, get a bigger dick.
THE_A_TEEN 28
You just can't get a bigger dick, dumbass...
Kyzomo 0
bahaahah , get a new doc asap
ouellette_1313 0
you must have some type of deformity with your penis then, because even the worlds smallest penis can get a woman pregnant...
meddude 0
i love all the idiots that are bashing the doctor. "mhmm" is a simple statement of observation dumbasses. as for the OP, sorry dude. that sucks.
lautner4eva 0
LOL @ 10 LOL @ OP LOL in general
nkbishop 0
funniest thing about this is that your name is "manlyman".............lmfao. fyl