Today, I just called my now ex-girlfriend to break up with her, due to our insurmountable lack of communication, even though I was in therapy for four months to try and keep the relationship afloat. Before breaking up, she'd blocked me on Facebook, Whatsapp, Twitter and Instagram for no reason. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend of over a year broke up with me via Facebook chat. When I asked her why, she replied, "You know why." and blocked me. No, I don't know. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my now ex-girlfriend dumped me because I refuse to open an account on Facebook, Instagram or whatever. Four years ago, I had to retire from social media for good because another ex-girlfriend was harassing me frequently. No, I didn't have any children with that ex, if that's what you think. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was ecstatic. Apparently, she'd been trying to figure out how to break up with me for the past four months. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me telling me I have problems communicating and that I didn't understand her. When I asked her why she didn't talk to me about this before she said "I didn't want to talk about it." FML
Today, after weeks of my crazy girlfriend avoiding me because she knew I wanted to break up with her, I had no option but to do it by text. She told all my friends, who now think I'm a coward who isn't man enough to break up in person. They didn't even ask for my side of the story. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, severing all forms of communication but one: Words With Friends. FML
Today, I recently broke up with a girl I care greatly about to spare her having to deal with my mental health issues. Facebook keeps updating me with everything she does. FML
Today, my girlfriend, after 9 months of coffee shop dates and sharing bottles of wine, relaxing, expressing our love for each other, decided it was time to end our relationship by telling me that she actually wasn't happy, and had her and all of her friends and family block me on every social media. FML
Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend at her request, because she "didn't have the heart to do it." Within twenty minutes I'd received four calls from mutual friends, including my best friend, telling me what a jerk I am. And one from my mom. FML
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Top comments
Crowned Sataness 12
pretty sure that was her breaking up with you
Bogrbon 27
Guess she saw it coming and decided to break up with you instead!
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Comments (8)
Bogrbon 27
Guess she saw it coming and decided to break up with you instead!
bleachedraven 14
Doesn't seem that either one should be too upset since you both came to the same conclusion.
cuz803 46
Good. She made it easier for you. The quicker the breakup, the quicker you move forward.
Brightside86 31
Sounds like a win, completely guilt free break up.
Crowned Sataness 12
pretty sure that was her breaking up with you
Xatraris 38
She's doing it for you. Just forget about her and move on now. No explanation needed
Chazzster 32
It takes two to keep a relationship going, but it only takes one to end it. Whatever the relationship problems were, it’s over now. Now it’s time to move on. Try not to to make the same mistakes in the future, but also try not to over-compensate for the past. I figure we all make mistakes sometimes, but I prefer to make new mistakes than to keep repeating the old ones.
ClickClackClive 3
Sounds like she broke up with you first