Today, I went to the doctor's office because my wife and I are having some fertility problems. As I removed my pants, the doctor simply looked at my penis and said, "Mhm." My wife laughed the whole way home. FML
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Today, I went to the physician to check my rear because it was hurting. My usual doctor wasn't available, so he was replaced by a gorgeous woman with big cleavage. when she asked me to pull down my pants, she saw that I had a huge hard on. FML
Today, my doctor told me to take off my pants so she could do a checkup. When I took them off, she gasped. When I asked what was wrong, she said she was expecting something else. She thought I was a dude. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for my yearly checkup. After getting my blood-pressure taken, my finger pricked, etc, the doctor began to ask me some questions. When asked if I was sexually active, I responded "Yes". The doctor started laughing. FML
Today, I came home to see my husband talking to his penis. FML
Today, I got prostate examination for the first time. Now I can't decide what's worse, the fact that I got a boner when the doctor inserted his finger, or the fact that my wife told the story to pretty much everybody we know. FML
Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30 years old. The woman was my doctor. She snorted to cover a laugh and apologized. FML
Today, I went to the doctor with my parents. When the doctor asked if I was sexually active, I said 'Yes.' My mom laughed and said 'Good one.' My dad, for added effect said, 'Your hand doesn't count.' FML
Today, after careful consideration, I told my wife I really want to have kids. She laughed, until she finally realized I was serious, at which point she flicked me in the balls and said, "Problem solved." FML
Today, my wife picked up her phone, answered a text, added a few things to her phone's shopping list, and looked at her phone calendar to remind me I have a doctor's appointment tomorrow. She did all this whilst my penis was inside her, giving it my best effort as well. Self confidence zero. FML
Today, as I'm laying in bed with my wife, she noticed I'm wasn't hard, so she said, "I can fix that." As I prepare myself for a BJ, she lifted my boxers and blew air on my member, and laughed. FML
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stoptheworld 0
professional doctor =/
iDontFail_xD 0
ROFL. maybe they should like make some kind of viagara commercial with this, and then you come back the next day, and the doctor's like OH DAYUMM =)
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Comments (102)
anesterov 0
Totally bogus, first of size of the dick while it not erected hardly matters, so unless you had a erection he really couldn't know if it small or not. Second of you clearly are not a kid, so you should have decent idea if you got small dick or not by now. What is there to FML about?
tipple 0
Sorry - but for us (even those with small penises) this FML is hilarious! FYL. I think the hardest part would be the wife laughing all the way home - I know she probably didn't mean it hurtfully, and probably couldn't even help it, but it still seems like a lack of support...
lazylacey 0
I don't get it how does 'mhm' lead to small penis.... ? lol.
aeternuswar 0
im with 73 on this one. what if he went mhm cause it was freakin huge lol
germanhomie3123 0
ahaha loser!
crazze 0
hahah losers with the small dicks!!! how did u ever get girls???? maybe his wife is blind :) hahah sorry that was cruel
aimiloo 0
ahahaha that made my day. i hope i have moments like these with my future husband :P
supaslick17 0
Haha. This is one of my favorites. Love it!
samantha15 0
ok this is sad for you and I think you should get a new dpctor. but what is OP &YDI mean?
whatthefuckcunt 0
a dpctor is the reason for an edit button, and OP & YDI means you are new to the site and therefore no one likes you
Jakojan 4
okay 80. no reason to be an ass. he didnt know so just say. OP is Original Poster and YDI is you deserved it
andropenis 0
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