Today, I went to the doctor's office because my wife and I are having some fertility problems. As I removed my pants, the doctor simply looked at my penis and said, "Mhm." My wife laughed the whole way home. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the physician to check my rear because it was hurting. My usual doctor wasn't available, so he was replaced by a gorgeous woman with big cleavage. when she asked me to pull down my pants, she saw that I had a huge hard on. FML
Today, my doctor told me to take off my pants so she could do a checkup. When I took them off, she gasped. When I asked what was wrong, she said she was expecting something else. She thought I was a dude. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for my yearly checkup. After getting my blood-pressure taken, my finger pricked, etc, the doctor began to ask me some questions. When asked if I was sexually active, I responded "Yes". The doctor started laughing. FML
Today, I came home to see my husband talking to his penis. FML
Today, I got prostate examination for the first time. Now I can't decide what's worse, the fact that I got a boner when the doctor inserted his finger, or the fact that my wife told the story to pretty much everybody we know. FML
Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30 years old. The woman was my doctor. She snorted to cover a laugh and apologized. FML
Today, I went to the doctor with my parents. When the doctor asked if I was sexually active, I said 'Yes.' My mom laughed and said 'Good one.' My dad, for added effect said, 'Your hand doesn't count.' FML
Today, after careful consideration, I told my wife I really want to have kids. She laughed, until she finally realized I was serious, at which point she flicked me in the balls and said, "Problem solved." FML
Today, my wife picked up her phone, answered a text, added a few things to her phone's shopping list, and looked at her phone calendar to remind me I have a doctor's appointment tomorrow. She did all this whilst my penis was inside her, giving it my best effort as well. Self confidence zero. FML
Today, as I'm laying in bed with my wife, she noticed I'm wasn't hard, so she said, "I can fix that." As I prepare myself for a BJ, she lifted my boxers and blew air on my member, and laughed. FML
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stoptheworld 0
professional doctor =/
iDontFail_xD 0
ROFL. maybe they should like make some kind of viagara commercial with this, and then you come back the next day, and the doctor's like OH DAYUMM =)
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Comments (102)
theAdam 0
You must not be black...
Sakeyaki 0
I bet you're Asian.
greedy_dead_soul 0
I love how every FML always gets at least 100 YDI's, no matter what it says. How the hell do you say YDI to a dude with a small dick? It's not like he failed the exam that determines whether he gets a big dick, or something. Hilarious FML nonetheless.
mich23 10
lol @ 32!
nesj 0
Hope you're a grower, not a show-er!
taureau139 0
wtf does penis size have to do with sperm production.. this is stupid
ImTheAlpha 30
The area inside the ****** is toxic to sperm, so the lønger the dick, the more likely the egg is gønna be fertilized.
vitaminsandminer 0
#22 youre a dumbass why would he leave his wife? she obviously still loves his despite the size of his dick, i would laugh at someone too if this happened just because its funny, her laughing doesnt mean she doesnt love him and to the op that sucks but lots of guys are small but then then they get get hard they are huge, so maybe that applies to you? and if not whatever, you know if you please your wife or not and thats what matters, the doctor isnt the one having sex with you
vitaminsandminer 0
#22 youre a dumbass why would he leave his wife? she obviously still loves his despite the size of his dick, i would laugh at someone too if this happened just because its funny, her laughing doesnt mean she doesnt love him and to the op that sucks but lots of guys are small but then then they get get hard they are huge, so maybe that applies to you? and if not whatever, you know if you please your wife or not and thats what matters, the doctor isnt the one having sex with you
Maybefull 0
Haha, don't worry about it you will have babies and she still loves you. There is more to a relationship than sex and more to sex than dick size.
cyberhoy 3
There's nothign wrong with what the Dr. did in this situation he was probably thinkin if you have a narrow penis it mean less sperm will get througn remember King if The Hill? Hank had a narrow urethra