Today, I went to the beach with this boy I like. Not thinking it'd be anything more than a simple date, I didn't shave my downstairs. We were sitting on a towel and I laid down. Then he said, "Is there a squirrel in your pants?" FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, after going to the beach with my guy friend, I thought I looked pretty good in front of him in a bikini. Later he whispered in my ear, "You have a lot of hairs sticking out of your bottom." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML
Today, I had a date with this really cute guy. He invited me over to make dinner at his place. Eventually we end up in his bedroom to have sex. He pulls down my panties and says, "You need to shave that shit." FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he'd like to dress me in a squirrel suit and chase me through the forest. This was the surprising result of a discussion on how to spice up our love life. FML
Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML
Today, I was chatting with my boyfriend and his mates barefoot on the grass. I suddenly felt something flick across my feet, so I let out a startled scream. Turns out it was my toe hairs rustling in the breeze. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to the beach. I though he was being really sweet by putting sunscreen on my back as I layed on my stomach. I got home later, and felt that my back was sore. Then I saw the giant penis on my back that been burnt in. FML
Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML
Today, I went on another date with a guy I've had a crush on for a long time. Afterwards, we went back to my place for the first time and things got heated. While taking my pants off, he recoiled and asked if I thought it was still No Shave November. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were on a picnic date out in the country, things got a little heated. When we were switching positions, he screamed and started running around. Turns out neither of us noticed the beehive in the tree above us until his dick got stung. FML
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Cinn_fml 23
Well, you knew how revealing your swimsuit would be, therefore if you could see more hair than you wanted to be seen, you should have dealt with it. Though if he gets freaked out by something natural, you might want to reconsider his maturity levels. Unless he was just joking.
billywhyte 0
BAHAHA! wait....was there really a squirrel?
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Comments (253)
SpicyDuck 22
lesson learned: Always shave!
thepirate19 3
ydi yourself. not shaving when it's that bad is so gross. you deserve that
a124 4
YDI. Shave.
mr_freak 1
wtf when was the last time you shave down there??? one year or 2???
mr_freak 1
wtf when was the last time you shave down there??? one year or 2???
deformedsurf 0
YDI. That's as much a part of grooming as doing your hair and make up. Do you also not shave your legs or armpits when you go to the beach?
dynky 3
no, i don't. most people are mature enough not to make an issue out of it.
Quest_ 13
Why is almost everyone missing the whole point of this FML. She was on a date enjoying a pleasant time at the beach and suddenly out of nowhere there was a North American/European forest animal roaming her bathers. How do you not see this.
RedPillSucks 33
He did see it. That's why he asked the question. Those damned Americans. Always invading where they're not wanted. She should have shouted "Keep your squirrel out of my pussy". BTW Quest. Nice...erm.... cat.
DcommaChloe 3
Quest, you rock. I read your description and I lol'd :D
pancake_mixx 9
How long did you go without shaving until it looked like a freaking squirrel?! NASTY.
greatwyt 0
at least it wasnt a penis in your pants? i think that would suck even more than your hairy bushveld squirrel nest
nevele11 0
You completely deserve it. You know you're going to go to the beach - which means wearing a bathing suit - which means a bathing suit BOTTOM - which means, if you're any kind of girl, you know that if you aren't shaved, it WILL show. Idiot.