By Anonymous - 06/08/2018 00:00 - United States

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Today, while my boyfriend and I were on a picnic date out in the country, things got a little heated. When we were switching positions, he screamed and started running around. Turns out neither of us noticed the beehive in the tree above us until his dick got stung. FML
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RichardPencil 30
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If it swells up enough, you might finally be satisfied.

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Charlie Given 25
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Well I guess it's not a honey stick anymore 😃😋

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Dave_Davington 33
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I'll bet he cannot beelieve his bad luck.

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RichardPencil 30
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If it swells up enough, you might finally be satisfied.

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commandpriority 5
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That’s a dick move. Next time let him stick it in you beehive. Hehehe

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wHSKitty 11
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That’s what you get :p

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Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
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HOW DO YOU NOT NOTICE A BEEHIVE?

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Davros 12
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The invasion of the African Dick Bee has begun.

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Charlie Given 25
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Well I guess it's not a honey stick anymore 😃😋

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Zekfen 17
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“Bees: Natures Penis Pump” a Disney Nature film coming to a theater near you!

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TCRII 29

Getting stung is bad enough, but to have Mr. Happy get stung really is an FML for him.

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Madrias 36
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Ah, the lovebirds found out about the bees the hard way, and got caught misbehaving. Love bites, sure, but it also stings, too.

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