FML : Today, while my boyfriend and I were on a picnic date out in the country, things got a little heated. When we were switching positions, he screamed and...

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Today, while my boyfriend and I were on a picnic date out in the country, things got a little heated. When we were switching positions, he screamed and started running around. Turns out neither of us noticed the beehive in the tree above us until his dick got stung. FML

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You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Monday 6 August 2018 00:00 / United States

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By RichardPencil | 25

#7672106 - Monday 6 August 2018 6:07

If it swells up enough, you might finally be satisfied.

By Charlie Given | 18

#7672163 - Monday 6 August 2018 9:52

Well I guess it's not a honey stick anymore 😃😋

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By Dave_Davington | 27

#7672105 - Monday 6 August 2018 6:07

I'll bet he cannot beelieve his bad luck.

By RichardPencil | 25

#7672106 - Monday 6 August 2018 6:07

If it swells up enough, you might finally be satisfied.

By commandpriority | 4

#7672109 - Monday 6 August 2018 6:33

That’s a dick move. Next time let him stick it in you beehive. Hehehe

By wHSKitty | 11

#7672113 - Monday 6 August 2018 6:58

That’s what you get :p

By Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 | 20

#7672138 - Monday 6 August 2018 9:06

HOW DO YOU NOT NOTICE A BEEHIVE?

By Davros | 12

#7672144 - Monday 6 August 2018 9:15

The invasion of the African Dick Bee has begun.

By Charlie Given | 18

#7672163 - Monday 6 August 2018 9:52

Well I guess it's not a honey stick anymore 😃😋

By Zekfen | 17

#7672247 - Monday 6 August 2018 14:00

“Bees: Natures Penis Pump” a Disney Nature film coming to a theater near you!

By TCRII | 24

#7672255 - Monday 6 August 2018 14:36

Getting stung is bad enough, but to have Mr. Happy get stung really is an FML for him.

By Madrias | 34

#7672258 - Monday 6 August 2018 14:51

Ah, the lovebirds found out about the bees the hard way, and got caught misbehaving. Love bites, sure, but it also stings, too.

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