By Anonymous - 06/08/2018 00:00 - United States

Spicy
Today, while my boyfriend and I were on a picnic date out in the country, things got a little heated. When we were switching positions, he screamed and started running around. Turns out neither of us noticed the beehive in the tree above us until his dick got stung. FML
I agree, your life sucks 4 246
You deserved it 1 110

Same thing different taste

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If it swells up enough, you might finally be satisfied.

Well I guess it's not a honey stick anymore 😃😋

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I'll bet he cannot beelieve his bad luck.

If it swells up enough, you might finally be satisfied.

commandpriority 5

That’s a dick move. Next time let him stick it in you beehive. Hehehe

Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

HOW DO YOU NOT NOTICE A BEEHIVE?

The invasion of the African Dick Bee has begun.

Well I guess it's not a honey stick anymore 😃😋

Zekfen 17

“Bees: Natures Penis Pump” a Disney Nature film coming to a theater near you!

TCRII 29

Getting stung is bad enough, but to have Mr. Happy get stung really is an FML for him.

Ah, the lovebirds found out about the bees the hard way, and got caught misbehaving. Love bites, sure, but it also stings, too.