Today, I went to the beach with this boy I like. Not thinking it'd be anything more than a simple date, I didn't shave my downstairs. We were sitting on a towel and I laid down. Then he said, "Is there a squirrel in your pants?" FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, after going to the beach with my guy friend, I thought I looked pretty good in front of him in a bikini. Later he whispered in my ear, "You have a lot of hairs sticking out of your bottom." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML
Today, I had a date with this really cute guy. He invited me over to make dinner at his place. Eventually we end up in his bedroom to have sex. He pulls down my panties and says, "You need to shave that shit." FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he'd like to dress me in a squirrel suit and chase me through the forest. This was the surprising result of a discussion on how to spice up our love life. FML
Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML
Today, I was chatting with my boyfriend and his mates barefoot on the grass. I suddenly felt something flick across my feet, so I let out a startled scream. Turns out it was my toe hairs rustling in the breeze. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to the beach. I though he was being really sweet by putting sunscreen on my back as I layed on my stomach. I got home later, and felt that my back was sore. Then I saw the giant penis on my back that been burnt in. FML
Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML
Today, I went on another date with a guy I've had a crush on for a long time. Afterwards, we went back to my place for the first time and things got heated. While taking my pants off, he recoiled and asked if I thought it was still No Shave November. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were on a picnic date out in the country, things got a little heated. When we were switching positions, he screamed and started running around. Turns out neither of us noticed the beehive in the tree above us until his dick got stung. FML
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Cinn_fml 23
Well, you knew how revealing your swimsuit would be, therefore if you could see more hair than you wanted to be seen, you should have dealt with it. Though if he gets freaked out by something natural, you might want to reconsider his maturity levels. Unless he was just joking.
billywhyte 0
BAHAHA! wait....was there really a squirrel?
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Comments (253)
Johnny6speed2 0
Alls I can picture that scene from Scary Movie where he pulls down her panties and there is that HUGE bush.
loso86 2
eurghhh... how hairy is ur snatch??!!! ydi
jose1760 1
I like when girls go all natural down there! yea! for looking like chuwbacca!!!
karimkz 0
omg loool
BethiiGeex 0
dirty bitch, shave your beaver :L
Sun_Kissed18 25
Why are these all thumbs down? Even if I know for a fact nothing will happen I still shave just because I feel better. ESPECIALLY if I'm going to be in a bathing suit. Completely her fault.
georgeo10yal 0
ydi for not shaving
kipfischer 11
you should always be ready to be naked anytime anywhere, you never know where or when u'll meet someone that u want to play with, besides that it's just good practice, I wonder what your hygiene is like...
Cinn_fml 23
Hygiene is not the same thing as grooming.
Spastastic 6
Hygiene and shaving have nothing to do with each other, she's probably a perfectly clean person. EDIT: Cinn, you beat me to it.
redrovaa 0
Most people don't get ready in the morning with the thoughts off "Hmm, I'm gonna shave in case I need to **** a random stranger. " Some people actually, you know, are in a relationship, and don't have random **** buddies.
Lozinger 0
But she knew she was going to go to the beach... Who in their right mind would want their pubes hanging out in their swim suit?! It takes like 10 seconds to trim.
danielleeycakes 3
kipflischer never said that OP had bad hygiene. they only said they wondered about it. and the more hair you have "down there" the more likely you are to be smelly and not your cleanest. for example, let's say you have hair, "down there". unless you scrub your hairy snatch, bacteria is going to stay in your locks. bacteria is gross, and it causes unpleasant smells. therefore, I can see how kipflischer connected a hairy snatch to OP's hygiene.
Moemoemoe_fml 0
Actually, you're greatly mistaken. Medically speaking, shaved downstairs are far more prone to scent issues and bacterial growth than a properly cleaned hairy one. Learn your facts before you babble about stuff you don't know.
danielleeycakes 3
L O L. okay, I get it, I was incorrect. don't get your panties in a bunch, now. I bet you know from experience what a hairy twat is like.
jacobs_double 0
actually, moe, medically speaking, hair down there is proven to have more odor and bacterial growth...after all, thats what hair is for. it catches and holds bacteria to prevent it reaching your skin...so maybe you should get your facts straight before you babble about stuff you don't know
myschyveus 0
Never show your public hairs in pubic!! ahhhhh dear, sweet dyslexia! :-)
twotimes 0
no amount of hair is good amount of hair you should know better op