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By Anonymous - 24/10/2012 10:51 - Australia - Croydon

Today, I went to the bar I've always gone to after work for the past 12 years. On arrival, I got banned for life, punched in the nose and thrown out. The barmaid comes out and says, "Sorry, wrong guy." FML

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You deserved it 1 894

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 04:10 - Canada

Today, I went to the bar to celebrate my friend's birthday party. I gave the bouncer my ID and he kicked me out, saying that I should at least use an ID card with the correct gender. I'm 22 and female, he thought I was an underage boy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 520

You deserved it 3 988

By John - 30/06/2012 05:08 - United States - Watertown

Today, I was fired for using violence and intimidation in the work place. I was a bouncer at a strip club. FML

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You deserved it 3 606

By Anonymous - 04/09/2012 04:03 - United States

Today, I went to my favorite bar after work for a drink. On my way to the porch out back, I didn't realize the sliding glass door was shut, and walked straight into it. I was stone cold sober, but the bartender refused to believe me, and cut me off before my first beer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 472

You deserved it 4 439

By Anonymous - 24/12/2011 02:49 - Australia

Today, I was out clubbing, when some bloke at the bar started trying to pick fights with everyone. Trying to defuse the situation with humour, I said, "I used to be a tough guy like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee." The next thing I know, I have a broken nose. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 151

You deserved it 41 735

By Anonymous - 01/12/2012 00:31 - United States - Rocklin

Today, I was out clubbing, when I saw a pair of very cute girls sitting at the bar, so I went over, hoping to introduce myself. I swung my leg over the stool, and through no fault of my own, sat on my own balls. I quickly got thrown out for "harassing the ladies." FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 187

You deserved it 21 604

By itstillhurts - 21/12/2009 04:23 - United Kingdom

Today, I was down the pub with a mate and we got onto the subject of bar fights. I said I thought being glassed wouldn't actually hurt that much. My friend looks at me, calmly finishes his pint and then swiftly smashes his glass over my head. Turns out I was wrong. And we got kicked out. FML

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You deserved it 35 749

By AntSimo - 19/05/2009 07:46 - South Africa

Today, whilst presenting a report to the head of my college, I was arrested by a police officer for assault. I was in a bar the night before and accidentally bumped into a local tough guy on the way to the toilet. I got punched in the face. The witnesses got our names mixed up. That'll look great on my CV. FML

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You deserved it 2 967

By Jeff - 25/08/2009 17:09 - United States

Today, I was walking out of a bar when someone grabbed me by the throat, and slammed me against a wall, saying "Stop fooling around with my wife, because next time - I'll kill you." I'm gay and haven't been with a woman since 1985. FML

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You deserved it 7 053

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By barsituation - 03/01/2022 11:01 - United States

Today, I got kicked out of my favorite pub. I yelled at the group behind me for being annoying. They were extremely irritating, singing songs and cheering, but the manager decided to kick me out instead. FML

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You deserved it 1 440

By ThisIsWhyIStayAtHome - 24/05/2014 00:09 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I was at a nightclub when some dick squeezed the ass of the girl beside me. She whirled around and started yelling and slapping me across the face. I was dragged out by the bouncers, to cheers from the people around us. FML

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You deserved it 3 402

kerrywoodwins20 2

Wednesday 24 October 2012 15:52

Ask her on a date for compensation.

SauceySarah 30

Wednesday 24 October 2012 15:53

They better give you a free drink!

Comments

mykelinva 4

Wednesday 24 October 2012 16:52

Well, when you sue their sorry asses and take the bar from them, maybe then they'll remember your face.

Awsumuzzie 12

Wednesday 24 October 2012 17:28

Why over sue? Seriously, I'm sure there's a limit that if you pass, then you become a douche. Which would be taking away a bar...

bethrocksya 9

Wednesday 24 October 2012 18:59

Did you not read this FML properly? He SHOULD sue! He was assaulted, banned and unrightfully thrown out of a place of business he contributed to EVERYDAY! Sue! And then find yourself a bar that is going to REMEMBER your face! Good luck OP!

CheshireHalli 19

Wednesday 24 October 2012 19:09

While he should sue, it is overkill to sue so hard that he would own the bar.

Awsumuzzie 12

Wednesday 24 October 2012 20:09

I don't think I'm the one who needs to reread something here... I'm stating that he has the right to sue and that there is no need to push it beyond actual damage.

Enslaved 36

Wednesday 24 October 2012 17:25

What's with everyone getting punched lately?

gregkingsley 4

Wednesday 24 October 2012 17:26

What kind of ruff neck bar u going to bro? Even the people from cheers knew everyone's name and they weren't even around 12 years.

NickaPLZ 26

Wednesday 24 October 2012 17:33

Time to go find the real guy, and transfer your nose pain from you to him.

perdix 29

Wednesday 24 October 2012 17:49

Well, Cliff, they've had just about enough of your boring fun facts.

olpally 32

Wednesday 24 October 2012 17:49

How unfortunate... File a police complaint? Get them fired... 12 years, they should know you by now... Idiots.

Old_Iron_Sides 6

Wednesday 24 October 2012 18:07

Did you at least get some free drinks out of the deal?

wickedbitch505 1

Wednesday 24 October 2012 18:16

Barmaid? Really?

wickedbitch505 1

Wednesday 24 October 2012 18:19

And if you have gone there every day after work for so long a bartender would know who you are. You must have done something stupid to have that happen..

mikeymayhem_87 15

Wednesday 24 October 2012 18:24

Makes me wonder what the other guy did that deserves a broken nose and banishment from the bar. Also makes me wonder how they confused you with him. Sorry OP!