Can he fix it?

And that's bad how?

If my SO went around screaming "YES, I CAN" at the top of their lungs then I'd be upset too.

Aww, that's cute.

Kinky role play, huh?

Does he legitimately try to fix stuff when he is drunk? That could be dangerous and exspensive.

Can he drive a nail straight, if you know what I mean?;)

Being interesting to see who he imitates after getting his "nail (too) bent." ;-)

And does he like having his helmet played with?