Ask her on a date for compensation.

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Edit: 5 changed her comment..

So did no.1

His original comment said:

"The cardinals suck!"

-5, your username fits... Honestly, how are you today? you don't have a concussion or anything, do you?

Way to throw 1 under the bus!

12 is right. It did originally say, "The cardinals suck." I know because I was a little miffed that he beat me to #1 and his comment didn't have anything to do with the FML.

No concussion XD I was sifting through the FMLs and I thought that this was a different one... My sincere apologies to the FML community.

Lol yeah it did. It was a joke. I hate the cardinals.

So many Q.Q

More like let me bang you

That should get you free drinks for a while

Evil twin?

ha-HA (emphasis on second ha)

Yeah, his brother Frank. Frank Gallagher.

Is anyone else thinking of Guy N. Cognito?

So at least you aren't banned for life?

Something tells me OP won't be going there anymore even if he isn't banned for life.

They better give you a free drink!

Free drinks all night!

*for life

*til the day you die.

A free drink? I was thinking more like a free bottle of something nice! Not the cheap shit, the top shelf stuff.

Um #52 that's what " for life" means.

*for eternity :)

*May they douse OPs grave in alchohol.

I would have asked for free drinks for a year! That was pretty rude of them! Maybe the barmaid should get her eyes checked!

maybe its time for a new bar...

I predict many "sue them!" comments.

Well in this case, it's probably legit... A call to the police may even be in order.

I was thinking the same thing after I posted, just due to the physical assault. Still many are too eager to sue.

25: The OP was physically assaulted for no reason. That's a crime, and the OP is probably entitled to damages.

"Sue him!" isn't always the right answer, but anybody who says that it's never the right answer is missing the point. The OP deserves compensation.

I completely agree dr hook! (and the medicine machine)

38: *Medicine Show ;)

Aw crap I think man in the machine was in my head.

How sweet. ;)

Just don't take it any further than that, mmmkay?

I don't think I would ever sue a business or person for a misunderstanding like this. Sure you could win the case, but unless you're greedy or seriously injured which I doubt in this case, why would you feel entitled to compensation?

80- Because although it was a misunderstanding, a punch to the nose fucking hurts.

Your evil twin strikes again!

Aaaaaand 2 beat me to it. Damn....

Actually, yes, because I like to put something original and not some lame, overused thing like "wow that sucks", so often I get beaten to the punch during my pondering.

Nice try, PB, but troll denied!

I see many, many free drinks in your future!

Damn! Sorry OP. you better get free drinks for a month

You go to a bar everyday?!

Yeah, a lot of people do.

Never did he mention going everyday, just after he gets off work. He might only work a few days a week.

I like that's what you got out of this.