By Anonymous - 24/10/2012 10:51 - Australia - Croydon
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Ask her on a date for compensation.
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Show it anywayNothing to see here.. Edit: 5 changed her comment..
-5, your username fits... Honestly, how are you today? you don't have a concussion or anything, do you?
Way to throw 1 under the bus!
12 is right. It did originally say, "The cardinals suck." I know because I was a little miffed that he beat me to #1 and his comment didn't have anything to do with the FML.
Lol yeah it did. It was a joke. I hate the cardinals.
More like let me bang you
Evil twin?
ha-HA (emphasis on second ha)
Is anyone else thinking of Guy N. Cognito?
*for life
*til the day you die.
A free drink? I was thinking more like a free bottle of something nice! Not the cheap shit, the top shelf stuff.
Um #52 that's what " for life" means.
I would have asked for free drinks for a year! That was pretty rude of them! Maybe the barmaid should get her eyes checked!
I predict many "sue them!" comments.
Well in this case, it's probably legit... A call to the police may even be in order.
I was thinking the same thing after I posted, just due to the physical assault. Still many are too eager to sue.
25: The OP was physically assaulted for no reason. That's a crime, and the OP is probably entitled to damages. "Sue him!" isn't always the right answer, but anybody who says that it's never the right answer is missing the point. The OP deserves compensation.
I completely agree dr hook! (and the medicine machine)
38: *Medicine Show ;)
Aw crap I think man in the machine was in my head.
How sweet. ;) Just don't take it any further than that, mmmkay?
Your evil twin strikes again!
Aaaaaand 2 beat me to it. Damn....
Actually, yes, because I like to put something original and not some lame, overused thing like "wow that sucks", so often I get beaten to the punch during my pondering.
Nice try, PB, but troll denied!
I see many, many free drinks in your future!
You go to a bar everyday?!
Yeah, a lot of people do.
Never did he mention going everyday, just after he gets off work. He might only work a few days a week.
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Ask her on a date for compensation.
They better give you a free drink!