Today, I went to see the new Twilight movie, for the second time. The first time was at the midnight premiere. I would be "okay" with it if the person who had dragged me to see it both times hadn't been my boyfriend. FML
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70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
Today, my boyfriend was complaining about how we never see the movies he wants to see. So I took him to the movies, and he picked which one. Then he fell asleep. FML
Today, I went to see Paranormal Activity 2 with my boyfriend. In hopes of him putting his arm around me or holding my hand, I told him that I was very scared and pretended to cry a little. He told me to be quiet because I was ruining the movie for him. Then he moved seats. FML
Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to see the new Avatar movie I’ve waited over 10 years to see. After it was over, she just said, "That was utter shite, why did you bring me here?" Entire experience ruined. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. We went inside the theatre and he saw a couple of his friends. Instead of saying hi and coming back to watch the movie with me, he ditched me for them. When I reminded him he was forgetting something, he grabbed the popcorn out of my hands and left. FML
Today, I had my first ever date. He invited me to dinner and a movie. Then he put on "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo." I couldn’t think of an excuse to get out, so I had to wait till the end of the film. FML
Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
Today, I went to the movies. Two teenagers behind me had already seen the picture once and shared the entire plot with their friend during first 10 minutes. The finale was intended to be a great twist and I knew it from the very beginning. FML
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nzl_fml 0
you should dump him before you find out he has a boyfriend.
supersnakesolid 0
twilight sucks
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Comments (157)
BlueberryPies 0
What's wrong with that? The fact that you're annoyed with & embarrassed of your boyfriend because he tries to actively include you in his interests makes you sound like a shitty girlfriend. And anyway, why should there be a sexual stigma associated with Twilight? There are Twilight fans of both genders, and it shouldn't be expected of girls to love it & sneered at when boys admit they do, too. If I were your boyfriend, I'd probably dump you.
aTRAGEDY 0
I should slap u I wish my b/f wanted to c it... then again yo man is prob faglicious enjoy him while u can Happy Thanksgiving
caseycallaghan 0
so ur bf is gay?
shirvon100 0
Well now you know hes gay
beanstalk0311 0
Wow what a little pantsy
ruckerpark364 0
such a queer-o-sexual
Twitch04 0
The four comments above this were posted by absolute moronic idiots. Please disregard them.
Twitch04 0
The four comments were made by moronic assholes. Please disregard them and read comment #58.
Lilman11 0
shut up I loved new moon
the_raf 0
hook me up with your bf, i'm a man and i look like jacob, i'm sure he"ll come more than twice...