Love and Movies: Avatar II: Is Shite

Avatar II: Is Shite

By Anonymous - 13/01/2023 02:00

Today, I took my girlfriend to see the new Avatar movie I’ve waited over 10 years to see. After it was over, she just said, "That was utter shite, why did you bring me here?" Entire experience ruined. FML

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You deserved it 962

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Same thing different taste

By actor my ass - 21/01/2012 22:44 - Canada

Today, trying to be romantic, I invited my girlfriend over to watch a movie. I said she could pick one up on the way, and I'd pay for it later. I ended up having to suffer through some "movie" that involved nothing but Nicolas Cage gurning like a stroke victim between crappy fight scenes. FML

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You deserved it 29 126

By drfeelgood93 - 04/08/2010 22:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML

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You deserved it 5 060

Scary

By xHoho - 26/11/2013 05:50 - United States - West Fargo

Today, I took my girlfriend to a scary movie, hoping I could comfort her at a scary part. Instead when a scary part came on, she reacted by throwing up all over my lap and the person in front of us. FML

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You deserved it 8 729

The Force is weak with this one

By fuck Star Wars - 14/09/2020 10:02

Today, I sat through 9 gruelling hours of Star Wars with my boyfriend. I hate those movies with a passion and frankly would rather get a pap smear from Wolverine than watch them. Afterwards, he dumped me for yawning, saying that I didn’t take a “serious” interest in his favorite things. FML

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You deserved it 1 182

By Lo - 25/10/2008 16:56

Today, I went to see a movie with the girl I've liked for months. After the commercials, she told me she had to go to the ladies room. She never came back. FML

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You deserved it 4 709

By HeSaysImNoBeard - 26/11/2009 16:47 - United States

Today, I went to see the new Twilight movie, for the second time. The first time was at the midnight premiere. I would be "okay" with it if the person who had dragged me to see it both times hadn't been my boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 7 844

By Anonymous - 06/08/2010 16:34 - United States

Today, my 24 year old girlfriend plugged her ears and stomped her feet while making really loud noises in our local video store. She then refused to stop until I agreed to rent and watch The Notebook with her. FML

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You deserved it 15 268

By zaynemaliksvagina - 24/06/2015 17:10 - United States - Shrewsbury

Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML

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You deserved it 1 891

Movie night

By heartbrokenl12453 - 27/10/2019 12:00

Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML

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You deserved it 147

By hakuna_matata - 31/12/2015 02:41 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I told her that I'd never watched The Lion King. FML

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You deserved it 8 923

Chazzster 28

Friday 13 January 2023 2:36

My wife and I have very different likes and dislikes in movies. When we were dating we’d sort of take turns picking a movie, but try not to choose something we knew the other would dislike. That’s a way to deal with different preferences in movies. Later sometimes we went to a multiplex and one of us watched one movie and the other another… No matter how close a relationship you have there is always going to be differences in your personal tastes. It’s just a movie, don’t make this the make or break item in your relationship…

RichardPencil 30

Friday 13 January 2023 3:21

The Avatar franchise seems to be nothing more than a showcase for CGI technology. I've never heard anyone saying anything about the story or the characters in either movie. People like shite.

Comments

Chazzster 28

Friday 13 January 2023 2:36

poopface82 19

Friday 13 January 2023 2:49

She called it shite. Like a classy version of shit. So she’s not an idiot and she said it was shite. You stepped in it; I just don’t know if you should have known better.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 13 January 2023 3:21

The Avatar franchise seems to be nothing more than a showcase for CGI technology. I've never heard anyone saying anything about the story or the characters in either movie. People like shite.

Anderling 32

Friday 13 January 2023 12:08

Just because you have been waiting for it for ten years doesn’t mean that she was going to enjoy it, or that it was going to be good.

anothergenericuncreativename 13

Friday 13 January 2023 14:43

i have good news and i have bad news. the good news: at least you have a decent taste in women...

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 15 January 2023 6:38

Had she seen the first one? Did she like it? Did she even want to see the second one? Did you consider her feelings at all or just drag her there? We need more information. If she willingly went and didn't put up a fight or mention no interest in going, it's her fault. If she said she'd rather not go and you made her, YDI.