Today, I went to see the new Twilight movie, for the second time. The first time was at the midnight premiere. I would be "okay" with it if the person who had dragged me to see it both times hadn't been my boyfriend. FML
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Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
Today, my boyfriend was complaining about how we never see the movies he wants to see. So I took him to the movies, and he picked which one. Then he fell asleep. FML
Today, I went to see Paranormal Activity 2 with my boyfriend. In hopes of him putting his arm around me or holding my hand, I told him that I was very scared and pretended to cry a little. He told me to be quiet because I was ruining the movie for him. Then he moved seats. FML
Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to see the new Avatar movie I’ve waited over 10 years to see. After it was over, she just said, "That was utter shite, why did you bring me here?" Entire experience ruined. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. We went inside the theatre and he saw a couple of his friends. Instead of saying hi and coming back to watch the movie with me, he ditched me for them. When I reminded him he was forgetting something, he grabbed the popcorn out of my hands and left. FML
Today, I had my first ever date. He invited me to dinner and a movie. Then he put on "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo." I couldn’t think of an excuse to get out, so I had to wait till the end of the film. FML
Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
Today, I went to the movies. Two teenagers behind me had already seen the picture once and shared the entire plot with their friend during first 10 minutes. The finale was intended to be a great twist and I knew it from the very beginning. FML
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nzl_fml 0
you should dump him before you find out he has a boyfriend.
supersnakesolid 0
twilight sucks
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Comments (157)
NCGolden 0
my girlfriend did that for both movies, they bored me to death
ptpete25 0
You need to dump that zero and get yourself a hero!!
Person1233 13
Lol... Hercules was just on ABC D:
abbylolz 0
Lucky!!!! My bf would nvr do that! Jeez lucky this is sooo not an FML
abbylolz 0
Edward rox Jacob is a pile of jelouse crap
ShutUpandEat 0
Your boyfriend IS GAY!
Twitch04 0
A lot of you guys are total assholes. So what if he likes Twilight? So what if he wanted to see the movie? It's just a book series. Grow the **** up, you idiots.
Jason_Q 4
YDI for having a bitch as a boyfriend. Grow up and get a better guy.
Twitch04 0
Congratulations, you're a shallow, thick-headed idiot! By what means does liking Twilight make him a "bitch" or that she should get "a better guy?" So because he likes Twilight, he doesn't deserve a girlfriend. For some reason. Okay, yeah, that makes sense. So all wrestlers are gay [too much guy-guy contact!], all basketball players are gay [they play with balls!] and so are football players [BOTH!]? Oh, and if you like Twilight, YOU DON'T DESERVE A GIRLFRIEND EITHER! In fact, your girlfriend had better LEAVE YOU for a BETTER guy! Because you're absolutely worthless as a human being because of what you like. Too bad, try again next life. Seems that there are just some people out there who will devalue you just because you like a certain book series. Oh darn.
Starchild21 3
I agree dude. Most of these peeps are shallow assholes _________________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99
The__Redneck 7
Wrestlers, basketball players, and football players don't spend two hours at a time staring at half-naked, waxed-chested, ~sparkly~ men. Neither do any other heterosexual men. And it's not that guys who like Twilight don't deserve girlfriends... it's that they really don't want them.
Twitch04 0
Okay. Sorry. People on the swim team, then? The whole point of thinking he's gay or less of a man because he likes Twilight is for ridiculous, closed-minded, ignorant assholes. Who says he likes Twilight for Edward or Jacob? There IS Bella, you know. Sure, she's a bitch, but she's pretty hot in the movies. And the whole movies aren't made of those. You're being an ignorant idiot.
The__Redneck 7
Or it's for people who actually saw the trailers... even if we wish we hadn't. But how do you know Bella's a bitch? Sounds like I irritated a Twilight fan--do you watch 90210 for the drama and "Sparticus" for the historical relevence, too?
KnownUnknown 0
haaa, have fun watching your man catch a boner by Edward
sayheyyybabe 0
Just because her boyfriend likes Twilight doesn't mean that he's gay or a pussy. He simply wanted to see New Moon! Unless, of course, when it comes out on DVD he insists you buy it and always fast forwards to the "Edward Cullen strip tease" part while biting his finger and saying, "Mm...I'd love to tap that cold vampire ass all night long, gurlfrand", I don't think there is a problem.
WorkThatButt 2
Omg (sayheyyybabe) I lol-ed like a damm retard at your comment...
k43L1 0
So?