Today, I went to see the new Twilight movie, for the second time. The first time was at the midnight premiere. I would be "okay" with it if the person who had dragged me to see it both times hadn't been my boyfriend. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
Today, my boyfriend was complaining about how we never see the movies he wants to see. So I took him to the movies, and he picked which one. Then he fell asleep. FML
Today, I went to see Paranormal Activity 2 with my boyfriend. In hopes of him putting his arm around me or holding my hand, I told him that I was very scared and pretended to cry a little. He told me to be quiet because I was ruining the movie for him. Then he moved seats. FML
Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to see the new Avatar movie I’ve waited over 10 years to see. After it was over, she just said, "That was utter shite, why did you bring me here?" Entire experience ruined. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. We went inside the theatre and he saw a couple of his friends. Instead of saying hi and coming back to watch the movie with me, he ditched me for them. When I reminded him he was forgetting something, he grabbed the popcorn out of my hands and left. FML
Today, I had my first ever date. He invited me to dinner and a movie. Then he put on "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo." I couldn’t think of an excuse to get out, so I had to wait till the end of the film. FML
Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
Today, I went to the movies. Two teenagers behind me had already seen the picture once and shared the entire plot with their friend during first 10 minutes. The finale was intended to be a great twist and I knew it from the very beginning. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
nzl_fml 0
you should dump him before you find out he has a boyfriend.
supersnakesolid 0
twilight sucks
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (157)
Jeef27 0
dude that ain't right
DrewsFML 8
Research shows 9 out of 10 male Twilight fans are gay. The last one says he's straight but subscribes to Boys Life magazine "just for the articles".
IMB916 0
Your boyfriend's gay.
jokimb 0
Vampires still dont ******* sparkle!
blastvortex 4
YDI for having a lame boyfriend, not to mention YDI for being willing to go see Twilight at all.
Sdras 0
FYL +100 for having a boyfriend that likes sparkly vampires.
Mortanious 0
YDI for having an Emo pixie for a boyfriend.
xenomorph 0
The irony overwhelms me.
laaame 0
You are crazy!!! I would be so happy if my boyfriend wanted to watch it with me! Instead he fell asleep while watching the first one and refers to the movies as those lame books and movies... You have a sensitive man that appreciates some good romance.. He's a keeper, but quite frankly I think he deserves someone who can embrace his sensitive side instead of bashing it. You should be ashamed of yourself, most girls would pee their pants for their boyfriends to be interested in such things! I hope he dumps you and finds a nice little vampire geek girl instead!
dravthorn6669 0
twilight is not a romance novel turned movie. its a pedophile fairy novel turned movie. romance flicks are good. i like them alot. vampire flicks are good. i enjoy them also. twilight was bad both as a book and as a movie. if you want a good romance movie try the notebook, hitch, you've got mail, message in a bottle. just to name a few of my favorites. those are romance. notice in all those movies there isnt any interspieces relationships and no 80-90 year difference in the couples ages
dravthorn6669 0
i saw the first twilight movie and was very disappointed. vampires don't sparkle..... but tinker bell does. so you tell me. if bursting into flames = vampire..... and sparkling in the sun = fairies..... what is edward cullen???? well other than a pedophile that is. we all know that the actor chosen for the part was chosen for his looks and not his almost nonexistent acting skills. he did much better in the harry potter movies. less makeup = more realistic. so of course all the self centered "im so pretty" people who focus on others looks because they are not happy with there own think these movies are great. while the rest of us would rather give birth to the 1 eyed 1 horned flying purple people eater than have to see or even hear about the dull and boring twilight series