Today, I went to see the new Twilight movie, for the second time. The first time was at the midnight premiere. I would be "okay" with it if the person who had dragged me to see it both times hadn't been my boyfriend. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
Today, my boyfriend was complaining about how we never see the movies he wants to see. So I took him to the movies, and he picked which one. Then he fell asleep. FML
Today, I went to see Paranormal Activity 2 with my boyfriend. In hopes of him putting his arm around me or holding my hand, I told him that I was very scared and pretended to cry a little. He told me to be quiet because I was ruining the movie for him. Then he moved seats. FML
Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to see the new Avatar movie I’ve waited over 10 years to see. After it was over, she just said, "That was utter shite, why did you bring me here?" Entire experience ruined. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. We went inside the theatre and he saw a couple of his friends. Instead of saying hi and coming back to watch the movie with me, he ditched me for them. When I reminded him he was forgetting something, he grabbed the popcorn out of my hands and left. FML
Today, I had my first ever date. He invited me to dinner and a movie. Then he put on "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo." I couldn’t think of an excuse to get out, so I had to wait till the end of the film. FML
Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
Today, I went to the movies. Two teenagers behind me had already seen the picture once and shared the entire plot with their friend during first 10 minutes. The finale was intended to be a great twist and I knew it from the very beginning. FML
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nzl_fml 0
you should dump him before you find out he has a boyfriend.
supersnakesolid 0
twilight sucks
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Comments (157)
FerrariCake 2
Well look on the bright side: at least you won't have to worry about your boyfriend pressuring you to have sex when you don't want to. And you can spend a lot of time going shopping and doing other girly things with him. He'll be like your best girl-friend but you can still tell everyone he's your boyfriend! Until... he finds a boyfriend for himself.
Legend_In_Canada 0
this means hes a **** who is obsessed with watching 20-something boys take their shirts
theanonymoose 3
YDI for choosing a boyfriend who is either gay, or lame enough to like sparkly vampires.
xoluvinshayxo 0
twilight rocks! you haters suck! xD im all for team jacob
somnolent 0
HAH! Oh...that's hilarious. Love the username, too.
Kamens 0
Neither YDI or FYL. Maybe your boyfriend just likes Twilight? I got dragged into seeing it and half of the people in the theater were guys, not all with their girlfriends.
riku3220 2
I find it strange that when a girl has a boyfriends who's obsessed with Harry Potter they deserve it but when their boyfriend is obsessed with Twilight their life is ******. What? They're both book series and though I prefer Harry Potter to Twilight this HP vs. Twlight war is worse than the Edward vs Jacob war.
Kamens 0
Deleted comment, double posted by accident.
wambamtysam 0
at least he's man enough to admit he likes twilight instead of being a little pussy about it and hiding it from everyone. I'm a firm believer in real men show tears. it shows fearlessness to me and the idea that men are suposed to be these dominant masculine alpha males is so dumb and I feel sorry for any girl that falls for a guy like that. so you should consider yourself lucky instead of posting your shame on fml. he deserves better.
quirinus 0
HOW'S YOUR MANGINA?
GreenRupee 0
I bet you're single.
The__Redneck 7
Real men show tears when Old Yeller dies, when the kid finds the red fern growing over Old Dan and Little Ann's graves, and when kicked hard in the junk. That's it, so please stop trying to romanticize pussification. Watching Twilight doesn't show fearlessness, it shows homosexuality.
Susaluda 0
Well aren't you lucky! A lot of girls would kill for that guy.
AntiChrist7 0
Girls only love idiots. YDI