Today, I went to see the new Twilight movie, for the second time. The first time was at the midnight premiere. I would be "okay" with it if the person who had dragged me to see it both times hadn't been my boyfriend. FML
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Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
Today, my boyfriend was complaining about how we never see the movies he wants to see. So I took him to the movies, and he picked which one. Then he fell asleep. FML
Today, I went to see Paranormal Activity 2 with my boyfriend. In hopes of him putting his arm around me or holding my hand, I told him that I was very scared and pretended to cry a little. He told me to be quiet because I was ruining the movie for him. Then he moved seats. FML
Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to see the new Avatar movie I’ve waited over 10 years to see. After it was over, she just said, "That was utter shite, why did you bring me here?" Entire experience ruined. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. We went inside the theatre and he saw a couple of his friends. Instead of saying hi and coming back to watch the movie with me, he ditched me for them. When I reminded him he was forgetting something, he grabbed the popcorn out of my hands and left. FML
Today, I had my first ever date. He invited me to dinner and a movie. Then he put on "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo." I couldn’t think of an excuse to get out, so I had to wait till the end of the film. FML
Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
Today, I went to the movies. Two teenagers behind me had already seen the picture once and shared the entire plot with their friend during first 10 minutes. The finale was intended to be a great twist and I knew it from the very beginning. FML
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nzl_fml 0
you should dump him before you find out he has a boyfriend.
supersnakesolid 0
twilight sucks
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CheeseHater 23
I hate Twilight, you see, I thought it was annoying when everybody talked about it all the time so I decided to give it a shot. I gave my girlfriend a ticket to the movie (since she's like all other noisy girls screaming about the awful movie). I went with her and we watched the movie like a great couple. She did in fact talk to me about that main-caracter all the movie while I was figuring out a great plan to escape from the madness. After the movie ended I went out to the bathrooms, put a finger in my mouth and puked just because the movie sucked so hard. Now all my friends wants to discuss all the scenes in the movie because my girlfriend told them that I went with her... I'm thinking about getting the hell out of the country and start a new life in China, where I hope the Twilight crap is illeagal. OP, sucks to be you, really.
kamo2x 0
i got as far as "i went to see twilight" and i decided your life sucks more than anything hands down! FACT!
baileythebadazzb 0
Your boyfriend is
Brey1013 0
OP, i've got bad news about your boyfriend...
DarthRant 0
What's wrong with a gay guy going to see Twilight?
prisducky 0
Don't worry.... I got dragged to it with by my boyfired as wel.... He spend the entire time watching it and i spend the entire time trying to get him to make out with me... and i'm the girl!
Iwashere12345 0
considering your profile pic is a girl and you kept saying 'he' and 'boyfriend' for the other person I assumed you were the girl. you didn't need to say you were the girl
dzink 0
Your boyfriend is gay.
Sindy_fml 4
whoevers saying "i hate twilight", put a sock in it, no one cares. :P poor OP
neko_ceko 3
I hate twilight :D
anonymous45610 0
what's the problem with that?
gaunab 1
YDI for not leaving him after the first watch