Today, I went to see Jackass 3 in 3D. While the previews were playing, some guy sitting next to me leaned over and began telling me what happens in every scene, completely ruining the movie for me. He tried to get my number afterwards. FML
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Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML
Today, I found out that sitting in the third row at a 3D movie makes me vomit. Today I also found out that the big burly dude in front of me does not appreciate being vomited on. Now I feel nauseous and have a black eye. Not to mention I missed the last part of the movie. FML
Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. The movie was in 3D, and he couldn't help but notice it would be much cooler if you could feel what the characters did. He spent the next two hours slapping me every time the person in the movie did, claiming the movie would be "better". FML
Today, I went to see a movie but took my phone out a few times to check my socials. Apparently the asshole behind me didn’t like that, because he ripped my phone out of my hands, dropped it in my soda, then just sat back in his seat like nothing happened. FML
Today, I went to a movie with this guy. He was late so the only seats available were the ones in the very front which he refused to sit in. As we were looking for two seats, he spotted one near the back and sat down, leaving me to sit by myself in the front. FML
Today, I was sitting in a theater waiting for the movie to start when a hot guy sat next to me. Trying to impress him, I made seemingly witty comments to my friend throughout the movie. When it ended, he loudly complained to his friends about the 'annoying girl' sitting next to him. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friends. All throughout, some guy kept making weird sounds and breathing deeply. Midway through the movie, he got even louder. Just as I was about to snap, chunks of vomit sprayed over my chair and shoulders. FML
Today, I saw Avatar in iMax 3D. Towards the end of the movie I jump, yelled, and spilled my drink all over the people in front of me because I thought a burning piece of ash landed on my leg. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my best friend. While waiting for it to start, I went on to describe this guy I really liked and how badly I wanted to do him. Just then the girl sitting behind us leans down and says "That's my little brother. So you're the creeper he talks about." FML
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MAGNAVOX 0
How do you ruin a jackass movie? Is there a story line?
Geiko_fml 0
Give him the suicide hotline. Ehhh, maybe not. Just be an ass.
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Comments (116)
smashgrab 0
Break his nose, then move up a couple rows to get away from all the blood. Problem solved. Oh, and YDI for paying to see a Jackass movie.
smashgrab 0
Agreed!
FerrariCake 2
"Ruined the movie" for you? Be serious, OP: anyone that has seen Jackass 1 and 2 can tell you what happens in every scene in Jackass 3. Besides, if someone is bothering you like that in a movie theater, all you have to do is yell "I already told you, I don't want to buy any crack!!"
perdix 31
He gets hit in the crotch. He gets hit in the crotch. He gets hit in the crotch. I haven't seen the movie, but that's all you have to say to give away the plot of any Jackass movie. I'm sorry you went there for gripping suspense. It's just a series of crotch shots.
xX_rawr_KiTTiEXx 0
lol! that exactly how the show is. you already know how the movie is gonna be.
docscientist 10
bring that man to your next M. Night Shyamalam movie, he'll save you 2 hours of your life
tinybear93 0
ydi for not moving your seat!
unctarheel529 0
that was the funniest movie ever I saw it today
annanonomus 0
OP, you would think you're smart enough to get up and move to another empty seat (you probably had your pick of any of the 200 seats). YDI for even watching that crapy movie.
steph_G777 0
Your comment : YDI for going to see jackass 3 in 3D in the first place....
letiflor 3
lol well at least the girl next to you wasn't jacking off her boyfriend:| now that's a FML