Shut up

By anon - 04/05/2009 21:56 - United States

Today, I was sitting in a theater waiting for the movie to start when a hot guy sat next to me. Trying to impress him, I made seemingly witty comments to my friend throughout the movie. When it ended, he loudly complained to his friends about the 'annoying girl' sitting next to him. FML
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mehwhateverr 0

Nobody wants to hear comments during a movie... especially from someone you don't know. YDI.

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yojoeletsmakeout 0

well duh. everyone hates it when people talk during movies. your friend probably thought you were annoying too.

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fillmyheart028 0

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whatevershesaid 0

girls that find it necessary to annoying TALK DURING A MOVIE are dumb, even trying to impress someone.

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responses 0

filmmyheart, what are you some kind of sexist bitch who thinks all guys are dumb? She shouldn't have been talking during the movie. I wouldve have turned to her and told her to make me a sandwich and stfu.

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redsox4021 0

woman trying to be witty= ******* annoying jackass= normal woman

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fuzz97 23

fillmyheart, you sound like the type that would try and act cool for a guy, unaware of how awkward and stupid you really are.

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JuroBear 0

Stfu and watch the movie. Most guys I know including myslef don't care about how smart you think you are, as long as you **** well and can make a damn good sandwich.

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happy_animal_lov 0

hey jurobear, can I have your address? I need it so I can come over, strip, put your **** in my mouth, and oh so sexily BITE IT OFF so sexist bitches like you can't feel pleasure again. don't worry, I swallow.

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metalfan333 0

#1 you like vaginas

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iiAteCookies 0

You just won the game.

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mygreenhoodie 0

happy animal and fillmyheart are on their periods and/or suck at social interaction.

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TehGirreth 0

Animal_Feces or whatever your name was, you couldn't fit his dick into your mouth.

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rubyliu8420 7

Know what? You're STUPID!!!

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DevilsAltair 8

Hey u sexist bitch how would talking during a movie impress anyone unless they are really stupid

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cwl727 32

So you are fine with somebody talking through a movie.

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mehwhateverr 0

Nobody wants to hear comments during a movie... especially from someone you don't know. YDI.

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DingoCJ 15

If I wanted a ******* commentary I would've bought the DVD. Maybe you should just stay at home next time

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yojoeletsmakeout 0

well duh. everyone hates it when people talk during movies. your friend probably thought you were annoying too.

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schnoid 0

i would've slapped u for making stupid comments and ruining a perfectly good movie.

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jay_T09 0

to impress a boy its not the things coming out of ur mouth its the things cumming in (wasnt a typo)

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fswkevin 0

You hit the nail on the head number #2. NOBODY I would probably tell Jim Carrey to shut up if he happened to sit next to me, let alone some random.

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onigiriqueen 0

YDI for TALKING DURING A MOVIE, JACKASS!!!

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Bleep_fml 0

Agree with #2. Nothing is more irritating than people talking all through a movie, especially if they're sitting next to you. What effect did you assume it would have? Him thinking "maybe she'll shut up if I put my dick in her mouth"?

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24788 6

People try to get into the movie when they're watching it. It's annoying when someone talks during the entire movie. You could have been more patient and introduced yourself after the movie.

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